Enter any movie post on ONTD, and someone will probably mention the podcast We Hate Movies. What's that you say? It's the iconic and best movie podcast out there right now. Four regular dudes talk about movies that are bad and make you piss yourself laughing doing so. What's not to like? With over 250 episodes in the can, here's just a small portion of some of their best offers.
BATMAN V. SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE + BONUS WHM MAILBAG EPISODE— Recorded immediately after seeing the film in theaters, the gang describes this as an ‘emergency podcast.’ Whether it’s the films “75 9/11s” opening, hilarious Holly Hunter impressions, Batman’s wild dreams, or just their general frustrations with the film, this is a perfect first episode for anyone who has never listened to the podcast before. Bonus: the aftermath from an angry fan in the WHM mailbag episode that followed is must listen. READ A DAMN COMIC!
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Mailbag linkTHE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE— The gang loved this movie when they first saw it. Now, not so much. Featuring Level 11 ‘Woo Ahh!’ from Al Pacino, a hilariously bad southern accent from Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron doing God knows what, and a pedo jerking off while the girl he assaulted testifies in court, there is no shortage of wild shit in this film. To make this episode even better, there's a special appearance by Martin Cinemax III.
Episode LinkNORTH— What do you get when a kid decides to ‘divorce’ from his parents? North, one of the worst films ever created. This comedy with no laughs will make you hate children for life. The gang lets all their hatred out here, wishing for horrible things to happen to this little ungrateful shit bag.Episode LinkBLAME IT ON RIO—Oh boy, Blame It on Rio. The movie where Michael Caine fucks his best friends teenage daughter while on vacation in Rio. No fun here, the gang is too disgusted by this gross ass movie to make jokes. Advanced Level We Hate Movies, as they would put it.
Episode LinkJINGLE ALL THE WAY 2 & LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR— You ever fart so hard your back cracks? Don’t answer that. The gang despises Larry the Cable Guy -- with good reason cause omg how is he a thing -- and it's a joy to listen to. Fuck you Larry!
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LTCGHI LinkTHE BOONDOCK SAINTS II: ALL SAINTS DAY— The worst thing Chris Cabin has ever seen! One is a top and the other is a bottom with their Jesus tattoos. What a mess. I haven’t even seen it and I hate it, thanks guys!
Episode LinkPLANET OF THE APES— The horrible Tim Burton remake gets the WHM treatment, with hilarious Mark Wahlberg impressions. You guys got an Ape Boston!? Sick, bro!
Episode LinkBATMAN FOREVER— Poor Batman, getting his second mention in this post. Steven’s hilarious kiddy lisp voice is in full force, Andrew thinks is even worse than Batman and Robin and no one has Hawkman's phone number. Oh well, guess we're doomed!Episode LinkSource 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10What's your fav episode, ontd??