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The worst tattoos in Hollywood


Luck was not on Scarlett Johansson's side when she got "Lucky You" with a very poorly drawn horseshoe inked on her ribcage in Paris last week. The "Avengers" star, who also has a bizarre sunset scene on her left forearm (see inset photo), reportedly asked the artist Fuzi Uvtpk to draw her a tattoo after she visited his exhibit. So is this supposed to mean anyone who's with ScarJo is lucky? How modest of her!

Megan Fox loves Marilyn Monroe so much, she tattooed a portrait of the iconic movie star (at least, that's who Megan claims this is) on her forearm in 2009. But years later, the "Transformer" actress finally saw what we all did and began the painful process of having it lasered off. "It hurts really bad," she told Jay Leno earlier this year of the removal. "She doesn't look so good anymore."

Angelina Jolie got the longitudes and latitudes of the birthplaces of all six of her children, plus fiance Brad Pitt, inked on her left arm after she removed a giant dragon and the name of her ex-husband, Billy Bob Thornton. While the sentiment is sweet, the many map coordinates look like one giant blob on the Oscar winner's gorgeous body.

In 2009, Hayden Panettiere wanted to honor her heritage by getting the phrase "Live without regrets" in Italian tattooed on her rib cage — but she must have been instantly regretting it because it's spelled wrong! The "Nashville" actress' ink has one too many vowels in the third word and reads "Vivere senza rimipianti" when it should be "rimpianti." Oops! Fortunately, Hayden doesn't seem too upset since she's always showing it off.

Love doesn't last forever, but tattoos do. In June 2008, Heidi Klum got a squiggly line that was supposed to read "Seal" and four stars representing their four children tatted on her forearm. Worse than the fact it looks like one of her little ones doodled on her arm, the supermodel and her husband split three years later. Wonder if Heidi will add her new bodyguard boyfriend's name, Martin Kristen, to the design

No, Lindsay Lohan didn't get pen on her finger. The actress actually chose to get "Shhh..." tattooed on her right pointer finger during a wild night out with Lily Allen in February 2009. Not only does the ink look smudgy, it's unoriginal! Rihanna has the same thing on the same finger – and she got it first.

Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve -- Miley Cyrus wears it on her ear. The former Disney star got the word "Love" scrawled on the inside of her ear in June 2010 when she was dating now-fiance Liam Hemsworth. It's not just the placement of the tattoo that's bad, but it also looks like one of her friends just did it themselves.

What else would a mom of eight choose to get a tattoo of but Winnie the Pooh with his hand stuck in a honey pot? Unfortunately, Kate Gosselin opted to get the juvenile etching before she had all those kids. And we're not only ones who think it's bear-y bad. “I would LOVE to have my winnie the pooh tattoo removed!!!" Gosselin tweeted in August. "I've been over it for the last 15 years lol!"

Britney Spears hasn't been with Kevin Federline in six years, but she must think of him every time she looks down at her wrist and sees the crudely-tattooed pink dice she got to match a blue set he has. Maybe the pop star felt lucky to be with him at the time, but now it represents the fact that she rolled the dice on their relationship ... and clearly did not win big. Although Spears has two beautiful sons with K-Fed, the split led to her meltdown.

Pink is covered with tats, most of which have special meaning to her, including a portrait of her late bulldog Elvis. However, she has one piece of body art that she clearly decided to get during a fleeting moment: the word “Help” scrawled on her right forearm, along with a circle that is supposed to represent a button. The singer has joked that she got it during “a really brilliant moment of clarity” with her friend, musician Butch Walker (he has a matching tattoo). We can only imagine how many people walk up to Pink and push her “button" just to annoy her.

Christina Ricci’s lion tattoo is more of a meow than a roar. The marking, which she got in 2007, doesn’t exactly remind us of a big cat – instead, it looks like a man with a really big mane of wavy hair. Still, the actress explains it has special meaning to her. “It’s Aslan the lion from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It’s a symbol of my hellish childhood. I struggled through my oppressive teenage years and when I turned 18 I escaped. Like Aslan, I was finally free.”

Winona Ryder may not have been forever for Johnny Depp, but the tattoo that he got in honor of his former fiancée is ... kind of. After the two split in 1993, the actor changed the teeny-tiny banner on his arm to "Wino Forever," so we hope Depp at least still enjoys wine.

Like we'd expect anything less from Ke$ha. The "Tik Tok" singer got "Suck It!" inked on the inside of her lip in June, bringing her total number of tats to six, including two she did herself with a needle. At least, no one has to see this tattoo ... except Ke$ha's dentist, of course.


no Justin's Jesus rolling his eyes or Rihanna's tattoos on this list, wut?

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