GOT cast makes fun of Joffrey
5) Makes Sansa Look at Beheaded Father:
"Or maybe he'll give me yours."
Okay, Joffrey has done a lot of terrible things. So many...It was a challenge to whittle it down to just five instances of barbarity. If he's not ripping out a local songsmith's tongue, he's threatening to kill a man by bursting his stomach with alcohol. You know, typical Tuesday.
However, this is simply not the way to woo a lass. Can Sansa ever really heal from the emotional wounds of not only seeing her father killed in front of her, but then being forced to look upon his severed head? Probably not.
Joffrey's such a total, nasty wuss that he can't even do his own Sansa smacking. Not that you should smack a lady. You should not.
Ugh.
He's the worst.
4) Whore Meet Crossbow:
Okay, Littlefinger also gets a little bit of credit on this one for giving Ol' King Fetish the "A-Ok" to go ahead and rob Westeros of its favorite lady of the night, Ros. Joffrey had already proven himself to be a sexual sadist, but he elevated to "kill for the pleasure of it" Ted Bundy levels when he practiced his crossbow shooting...on Ros' chest. This is what happens when you inbreed, people!
1) Ned:
Alright, in life we'll concede that ordering the murder of scores of innocent men and children is worse than the execution of one man. But c'mon! Ned Stark was the series protagonist that first season, the moral center of the show, and Sean Freaking Bean. This one hurt. A lot. It still does. It's right up there with Red Wedding levels of emotional scarring for the viewer. His Evilness lied to Sansa and his mother about being merciful, and with that one act, essentially ignited the War of the Five Kings. Said war would lead to mass slaughter and eventually...the aforementioned Red Wedding.
If only there were a way to tear Joffrey's head off and make him look at it.
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