"#catcalendar MERRY XMAS!!!!"
– James Franco, sharing a hilarious (and photoshopped!) early holiday photo (courtesy of Ellen DeGeneres), on Instagram
"She may say that she's not all that attracted to me, but she calls every night, three in the morning, drunk."
– George Clooney, joking about pal Sandra Bullock's late night tendencies, to Entertainment Tonight
"I'm not typically walking around naked with a plate of bacon. I don't really eat bacon."
– Survivor host Jeff Probst, on his very revealing guest appearance on Two and a Half Men, on the Today show
"Being cool is about keeping your blood pressure steady. So no. Don't be cool. Be passionate. Be dedicated. Be tenacious. Be uncompromising. Be pissed. Be happy. Be sad."
– Justin Timberlake, who admits he's "not cool," to GQ magazine
"Ugh. Work."
– Eric Stonestreet, joking about life on set with Modern Family costar Sofia Vergara (and her derriere!), on Instagram
"It's kind of like cotton candy: It looks so appealing and you just can't resist getting in there, and then you just end up with sticky fingers and it lasted an instant."
– Julia Roberts, offering her insights on social media, to Marie Claire
"It just dawned on me why Jennifer Lawrence fell on her way up to the stage to get her Oscar. She tripped over her own arrogance."
– Joan Rivers, lashing out at the Oscar winner after she criticized E!'s Fashion Police for teaching young people "the wrong values," on Twitter
"I don't need to shake my a– for you because I've got a brain."
– Lily Allen, taking aim at the twerking dance craze, in her latest song "Hard Out Here"
"Practice makes perfect! We're trying, trying, trying … like rabbits!"
– Kelly Clarkson, on her and hubby Brandon Blackstock's agenda for getting pregnant, on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno
"It was like going to work every day in hell with Satan."
– Mariah Carey, before downplaying her comments that she "hated" working on American Idol, on New York's HOT 97 radio station
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20755913,00.html
HAPPY WEEKEND, ONTD! :-) xoxo