"I FART in front of him. Properly fart."
And with those words, Katy Perry felt she had finally put to rest any speculation that she ever dated Robert Pattinson.
Her justification? That she never breaks wind in front of love interests.
"OK, so here's the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson," she told Elle UK.
"I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating. That's a rule.
"He's my bud, I'm like his big sister. We just hang out. The other day, I said: 'One of the things I'm most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.' And that's true."
The comments come just days after Perry said she texted Kristen Stewart to also reassure her she wasn't dating her boyfriend.
"I sent [Kristen] a text message saying, 'I know you've seen all this stuff but you know I would never disrespect you. I'm not that person. I'm just trying to be a friend to him but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of t*ts,'" she explained.
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Do you fart in front of other people or in public?