"'True love leaves scars. You don't have any.' And then she tried to stab me with a butcher knife. Of course I promptly broke up with her. Seven months later."
– Armie Hammer, recalling one of several ex-girlfriends who were "bad, bad news," to Elle
"I've never been so excited when something poos."
– New dad Channing Tatum, embracing life with 3-week-old daughter Everly, on Good Morning America
"See I told you she smiles."
– David Beckham, sharing a giggling photo of wife Victoria, on Facebook
"DOMA is dead. Prop 8 is dead. Now let's bring my big, gay marriage to @IMKristenBell to Life!!!!"
– Dax Shepard, showing his support for the Supreme Court's historic ruling and reaffirming his (and fiancée Kristen Bell's) desire to wed when same-sex marriage became legal in California, on Twitter
"My first instagram!"
– First Lady Michelle Obama, in her first photo post on the social media site during a trip to Africa, on Instagram
"Pork severing ties with Paula Deen is like spinach cutting ties with Popeye."
– Jimmy Kimmel, on Smithfield Foods' decision to terminate their endorsement deal with Paula Deen, in his monologue
"#fitMom #damnproud"
– Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, showing off her toned physique, on Instagram
"I like to call it Anglo Saxon Down as well. Just to stay politically correct … I like to say Caucasian House Down."
– Jamie Foxx, joking about the title of his latest flick, White House Down, on the Late Show with David Letterman
"You became jealous of how large my pixilation was. Isn't that right?"
– Chelsea Handler, reminiscing about her 2012 nude shower sketch with Sandra Bullock, on her talk show
"I made that song because I am a god … I don't think there's much more explanation."
– Kanye West, on the meaning behind the song "I Am a God" from his new album Yeezus, to W magazine
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20713017,00.html
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