The results are in! So who are the most annoying men in Hollywood???
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15. a TIE! - 76 votes each
between
MARTIN FREEMAN
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Why he's annoying:
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/75831627.html?thread=13474765131#t13474765131
and GEORGE CLOONEY
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Why he's annoying:
"his whole existence tbqh"
"Syriana was not that great and he was so dramatic talking about his injury. Like "Oh yeah like I wanted to kill myself but not like seriously kill myself just you know enough to get some headlines.""
14. QUENTIN TARANTINO - 78 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"historical accuracy"
he's a "toe sucking bitch"
13. JOHNNY DEPP - 79 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"his woe i have to pay taxes to live in another country shit and how he threw his wife under the bus and spun all his PR to make their breakup look like her fault."
"Because he's too old to be a try hard edgy hipster."
"Because he needs to hop off Tim Burton's dick and he's played the same character in every movie for the last decade and also the whole tonto thing"
12. TED NUGENT - 87 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"bc I have no idea who he is except for the fact that he has the vilest opinions on matters"
(eta: apparently this guy falls into the monster category, which makes him ineligible for this list.)
11. PEREZ HILTON - 91 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"because someone gave him a baby and that's just not acceptable"
10. JAY LENO - 102 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"Because he is a money hungry grabby who fucked over Conan"
"Dumbass needs to learn how to retire, none of his jokes are funny"
"he made Kathy Griffin cry."
9. KANYE WEST - 107 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"Re: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/75831523.html#cutid1"
"His trolling is not qt or funny, just obnoxious."
8. JAMES FRANCO - 115 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"Dumbass falls asleep in class and doesn't have to worry about student loans"
"For every second he spends talking to himself in the mirror on a daily basis"
7. JOHN MAYER - 116 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"In the words of Leslie Knope "I want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer.""
"Because that fucking "your body is a wonderland" song was the bane of my existence when it first came out and was on the radio 24/7"
6. JUSTIN BIEBER - 119 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"I had a dream that he went through puberty and came out ugly. And then it came true. I hate being reminded that I once had a dream about him."
5. SHIA LABEOUF - 123 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"the way he treated Carey Mulligan, Mia Wasikowska and Megan Fox"
"His soul is awful"
4. SETH MCFARLANE - 139 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"for being so insecure about his peen size he constantly degrades women in the name of 'comedy'"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE CARTOON SHOWS WITH THE EXACT SAME TEMPLATE, GODDAMN, MIX IT UP OR AT LEAST BE MORE SUBTLE"
3. DANIEL TOSH - 152 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"Actually make that a +1 for every time someone's said "Lol it's just a GUY THING you wouldn't understand because VAGINA"
"Fuck him. Every time he pees, I wish it feels like a hundred fire ants are all over his dick."
2. DONALD TRUMP - 166 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"for the hair. his creepy sexualization of his daughter. the birth certificate shit."
"For all his self-starter bullshit, he's just Jaden Smith with a comb over"
1. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - 169 votes
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Why he's annoying:
"he is a jerk who leaves people hanging and he tried to come at the people who he knows damn well he is swag jacking , for example Prince"
"he should be blacklisted for wat he did to damita jo"
"because for some reason he thought it was not enough to make shitty music, so he had to make some shitty movies, too"
Those people were not included because, as stated in the nominations post, this post is not meant for total monsters. It would kinda change the tone of the post to include domestic abusers and rapists alongside people we hate because they have ramen-noodle hair. (And you can't say you weren't warned!)
HONORABLE MENTIONS
There were a number of men who failed to make the top 15, but who deserve honorable mentions because it's a shame to let ontders' seething hatred go to waste. Can you guess which men the following statements are about? Answers below.
1. "because he is a smug, fundamentalist, sexist, racist, homophobic piece of shit who has horrible taste in women's hair styles."
2. "because we should only be seeing him in vh1 'where are they now?' specials"
3. "You do not understand how much I hate him! He's annoyingly pretentious, he gets great movie roles but he's a shit actor, he morphs into his girlfriend, he thinks he's an ~artist~ without any talent, he also thinks he's an architect bc he read a couple of books, he's bffs with George Clooney, he's a terrible actor, he's ugly, he cheated on his wife!, he takes a year to design engagement rings and they are ugly as fuck, he has come out unscathed from every relationship while his ex constantly gets shat on (Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth), his stupid long hair and his new stupid tattoos that he didn't get until he met Angelina, he's the worst, he fooled people into thinking he was talented and attractive, so many more reasons that I can't think of rn! "
4. "because he decided to turn into a cheeto and he always looks like he is holding in a fart"
5. "for drinking peach circoc in his room while jacking off to Aaliyah records"
6. "I can best sum it up by this experience I had at Barnes and Noble. I'm waiting in line behind the only open cashier while this hispter bitch in lenseless cateye glasses, a newsboy cap, and a thick knit scarf in the middle of August holds up like, ten people demanding to talk to the manager. So the manager finally gets there and she's like 'you have the Twilight series on the recommended shelf, and I am deeply offended. Have you READ those books? Have you SEEN those movies? Do you KNOW what sort of unhealthy and unbalanced BULLSHIT you're pushing on young girls?' And she argues and argues and finally idk I think the manager gave her a gift card or something just to shut her up and get the line moving, and as she's FINALLY paying she turns to the girl in line behind her and goes '[Actor] is okay though, because he admits that he knew it was all terrible but it would make him a lot of money. And he's hot.'"
7. "he always cries"
8. "tends to look like an asshole when he walks, fooled people into thinking he was attractive" and "because he should be bagging my grocery's at Whole Foods and not being cast in franchise movies."
9. "because he peed on a plane and Anderson Cooper's delightful giggles echoed in the hollow chambers of my soul and brought me to the realization that I will never know the kind of merriment that Anderson knew upon delivering those puns"
10. "Because of urinating robots"
11. "That couch. That poor couch"
12. "he reminds me of a Thanksgiving struggle plate"
13. "He is the definition of moist"
14. "his dialogue is embarrassing (like seriously i can tell dude didn't have any friends until he was in his 20s) and his fanboys are even worse"
15. "for falling in love with an ovum"
16. " As cageyb put it succintly: He is like the generically attractive white male face you get whenever a game prompts you to make an avatar at the character creation screen. He has default face."
17. "because he needs to win something."
Answers:
1. Jim Bob Duggar
2. Neil Patrick Harris
3. If I have to tell you this one, turn in your ONTD membership badge right now.
4. Kellan Lutz
5. Drake
6. Jackson Rathbone
7. Andrew Garfield
8. Josh Hutcherson
9. Gerard Depardieu
10. Michael Bay
11. Tom Cruise
12. Channing Tatum
13. Terrence Howard
14. Joss Whedon
15. Taylor Lautner
16. Sam Claflin
17. Leonardo DiCaprio
PLEASE NOTE: These were stolen shamelessly from ontder comments in the nominations post.![]()
kwikimart and I do not take credit for any of it.
That's it, hope you enjoyed! TYFYT.
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This post is dedicated to all of ONTD's MRAs, e.g.![]()
lanavis. <3
15. a TIE! - 76 votes each
between
MARTIN FREEMAN
Why he's annoying:
and GEORGE CLOONEY
Why he's annoying:
14. QUENTIN TARANTINO - 78 votes
Why he's annoying:
13. JOHNNY DEPP - 79 votes
Why he's annoying:
Why he's annoying:
(eta: apparently this guy falls into the monster category, which makes him ineligible for this list.)
11. PEREZ HILTON - 91 votes
Why he's annoying:
10. JAY LENO - 102 votes
Why he's annoying:
9. KANYE WEST - 107 votes
Why he's annoying:
8. JAMES FRANCO - 115 votes
Why he's annoying:
7. JOHN MAYER - 116 votes
Why he's annoying:
6. JUSTIN BIEBER - 119 votes
Why he's annoying:
5. SHIA LABEOUF - 123 votes
Why he's annoying:
4. SETH MCFARLANE - 139 votes
Why he's annoying:
3. DANIEL TOSH - 152 votes
Why he's annoying:
2. DONALD TRUMP - 166 votes
Why he's annoying:
1. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - 169 votes
Why he's annoying:
Those people were not included because, as stated in the nominations post, this post is not meant for total monsters. It would kinda change the tone of the post to include domestic abusers and rapists alongside people we hate because they have ramen-noodle hair. (And you can't say you weren't warned!)
HONORABLE MENTIONS
There were a number of men who failed to make the top 15, but who deserve honorable mentions because it's a shame to let ontders' seething hatred go to waste. Can you guess which men the following statements are about? Answers below.
1. "because he is a smug, fundamentalist, sexist, racist, homophobic piece of shit who has horrible taste in women's hair styles."
2. "because we should only be seeing him in vh1 'where are they now?' specials"
3. "You do not understand how much I hate him! He's annoyingly pretentious, he gets great movie roles but he's a shit actor, he morphs into his girlfriend, he thinks he's an ~artist~ without any talent, he also thinks he's an architect bc he read a couple of books, he's bffs with George Clooney, he's a terrible actor, he's ugly, he cheated on his wife!, he takes a year to design engagement rings and they are ugly as fuck, he has come out unscathed from every relationship while his ex constantly gets shat on (Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth), his stupid long hair and his new stupid tattoos that he didn't get until he met Angelina, he's the worst, he fooled people into thinking he was talented and attractive, so many more reasons that I can't think of rn! "
4. "because he decided to turn into a cheeto and he always looks like he is holding in a fart"
5. "for drinking peach circoc in his room while jacking off to Aaliyah records"
6. "I can best sum it up by this experience I had at Barnes and Noble. I'm waiting in line behind the only open cashier while this hispter bitch in lenseless cateye glasses, a newsboy cap, and a thick knit scarf in the middle of August holds up like, ten people demanding to talk to the manager. So the manager finally gets there and she's like 'you have the Twilight series on the recommended shelf, and I am deeply offended. Have you READ those books? Have you SEEN those movies? Do you KNOW what sort of unhealthy and unbalanced BULLSHIT you're pushing on young girls?' And she argues and argues and finally idk I think the manager gave her a gift card or something just to shut her up and get the line moving, and as she's FINALLY paying she turns to the girl in line behind her and goes '[Actor] is okay though, because he admits that he knew it was all terrible but it would make him a lot of money. And he's hot.'"
7. "he always cries"
8. "tends to look like an asshole when he walks, fooled people into thinking he was attractive" and "because he should be bagging my grocery's at Whole Foods and not being cast in franchise movies."
9. "because he peed on a plane and Anderson Cooper's delightful giggles echoed in the hollow chambers of my soul and brought me to the realization that I will never know the kind of merriment that Anderson knew upon delivering those puns"
10. "Because of urinating robots"
11. "That couch. That poor couch"
12. "he reminds me of a Thanksgiving struggle plate"
13. "He is the definition of moist"
14. "his dialogue is embarrassing (like seriously i can tell dude didn't have any friends until he was in his 20s) and his fanboys are even worse"
15. "for falling in love with an ovum"
16. " As cageyb put it succintly: He is like the generically attractive white male face you get whenever a game prompts you to make an avatar at the character creation screen. He has default face."
17. "because he needs to win something."
Answers:
1. Jim Bob Duggar
2. Neil Patrick Harris
3. If I have to tell you this one, turn in your ONTD membership badge right now.
4. Kellan Lutz
5. Drake
6. Jackson Rathbone
7. Andrew Garfield
8. Josh Hutcherson
9. Gerard Depardieu
10. Michael Bay
11. Tom Cruise
12. Channing Tatum
13. Terrence Howard
14. Joss Whedon
15. Taylor Lautner
16. Sam Claflin
17. Leonardo DiCaprio
PLEASE NOTE: These were stolen shamelessly from ontder comments in the nominations post.
kwikimart and I do not take credit for any of it. That's it, hope you enjoyed! TYFYT.
This post is dedicated to all of ONTD's MRAs, e.g.
lanavis. <3