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Forever Un-Loved: Top 10 Celebs Who Will Probably Die Alone

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Most people dream of finding true love, having thousands of kids and living in a house on a hill, but many of us, like the Cupid-hated celebs on this list, will probably die before that ever happens.

Here are the ten celebs who will probably die alone. Take a look.


Kim Kardashian

Will she ever love Kanye and their baby Kanyeia-DondaObama—or any man—more than the flashing lights and fame? Probably not, and that’s unfortunate.



Rihanna

She’s always a drug-fueled argument with Chris Brown away from an 83-hit combo and that’s scary. As long as she’s attached to Breezy (or celebrity bed-hopping), she’ll never be taken seriously by most men.



Drake

He’s the nice guy most women claim to want but usually cheat on because he’s “too nice.” If you want a sensitive man (with an Aaliyah obsession) who will paint your toenails and detangle your hair/take out your weave, he’s the one. Sadly, 96.83% of women don’t.


J. Lo

She can stop the world from spinning with one glorious leg but can’t keep a man? EVER? Somehow, this seems impossible but it’s J. Lo’s reality several jump-offs and husbands later.



Taylor Swift

Known for wearing pink chastity belts and kissing for hours, the tone-deaf queen of 11-day relationships is the ultimate prude in a hyper-sexual music industry. Hopefully, she’ll find what she desperately seeks but probably won’t.


rest at the source

imo chris brown should be here, not rihanna. who else is missing, ontd?

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