"There comes a time in every man's life when you gotta take a good, cold hard look at what you want to do, and I want to give this acting thing up. I'm Pope material."
– Bruce Willis, pondering a career change after news of Pope Benedict XVI's resignation from the Roman Catholic Church, on the Late Show with David Letterman
"You look at me like you don't understand?"
– Sofia Vergara, while recounting her engagement story to Ellen DeGeneres on her daytime talk show
"This is how I always look at you."
– Ellen DeGeneres, in response
"Can I have a translator?"
– The Modern Family star, throwing in the towel
"She's my road dog … She's my homey, my best friend."
– Beyoncé, gushing about 13-month-old daughter Blue Ivy, to Vogue
"There was a scream I heard, which is the scream that's normally reserved if there was a spider in the house."
– Alec Baldwin, on how he found out wife Hilaria was expecting their first child, to Extra
"He was literally like a vampire on me for three months."
– Molly Sims, on what it was like breast-feeding 7-month-old son Brooks, who was born with a tooth, on Anderson Live
"This is our project. Leave us alone."
– Kylie Jenner, who along with sister Kendall, chose not to consult their fashionable siblings – Kourtney, Kim and Khloé Kardashian – for advice on their PacSun clothing line, to PEOPLE
"I got booed, my dress ripped and I had the flu … It turned out great because I got to hug George Clooney."
– Anne Hathaway, on the upside of her emotionally draining BAFTA weekend, on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno
"My fiancé who is sexy tonight, y'all."
– Kelly Clarkson, giving a shout-out to beau Brandon Blackstock while accepting the Grammy for best pop vocal album, during last Sunday's awards show
"After the show ends every night, I don't want to do anything but sit at home and watch reruns of The Golden Girls."
– Scarlett Johansson, on how she unwinds after performing in the Broadway production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, to Broadway.com
"I'm always going to be a little weird."
– John Mayer, when asked if he wished to get rid of his public persona, to CBS Sunday Morning
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20673917,00.html
HAPPY THREE-DAY WEEKEND, ONTD! :-) I apologize if the format is off in this post... LJ is forcing me to use the new Editor and it's not perfect