In her book, exclusively obtained by Life & Style, Brandi writes about the day she found out about Eddie’s affair. “I’m not sure how I ended in my closet sobbing...a teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there and minutes later, without saying a word, he started kissing me all over. He pulled off my pants and we started having sex right there,” she recalls. “He swore up and down my body that it wasn’t true, that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.”But the 40-year-old knew there was something going on between her ex and LeAnn.
“LeAnn had accidentally smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her,” she recalls in the book. “He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.”
Even after Brandi and Eddie split, the reality star says her ex promised “he would never marry LeAnn, but that was just one of the countless lies he told me.”
Brandi found herself homeless, without a dime or credit to her name following their divorce. “I was a jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next,” she explains. “Even with the help of Lexapro — I fell into a tailspin [and eventual DUI arrest]. White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on."
Of course, she got her revenge — by way of vaginal rejuvenation. “This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000,” Brandi reveals. "A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina.... I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie's credit card number.”
Looking back, she appreciates everything she’s been through. “I would like to thank my ex-husband, Edward Cibrian, for giving me all the material I could ever need to write this book and for helping me discover the strong independent woman inside of me,” she writes.
LeAnn is just fine, thank you very much. Amid reports that the singer broke down in tears while at lunch with friends on Monday, Jan. 28, Rimes is indeed crying -- foul, that is. On Tuesday, Jan. 29, the social media-loving starlet took to Twitter to slam rumors that she was distraught over comments made by husband Eddie's ex-wife Brandi.
"Boys and girls, I was not crying yesterday at lunch w/ Darrell Brown, Eddie Cibrian, my BFF Liz, and my little dog Toto," she wrote on the micro-blogging site. "We ate and hugged goodbye."
"I must have been so sad to see all of them go 3 blocks to the establishment where we were all ending up," she added sarcastically, along with a hashtag about "bullshit" headlines. "Thanks for all the sweet concern though."
At a Jan. 28 signing for her new book, Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders, Glanville fired off a few choice insults about her ex's new wife.
"[She] can go fuck herself," the author and mother-of-two proclaimed. Then, jokingly, she added: "Well, she has to, because who would want to?"
Defending her harsh words, the bombshell said: "I loved so hard -- I loved my children and my family was perfect. I did everything I could do for [Eddie] and the boys and to make him not want to stray. So, when it happened, especially with someone as unattractive as her..."
Rimes, for her part, is equally incensed. "I usually don't engage [in the feud], but there comes a time when you're just like, 'Screw you,'" she told Jimmy Kimmel of her nemesis on Jan. 22. "That's it, and that's all you wanna say, and you're like, 'I'm done with this now,' for like another three months."
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