- wanted to interview zayn even when he was in One Direction because he was unique as the only non-white and muslim member of the band
- 1D boys brought him life sized tekken figurines
- seemed to enjoy himself the most when he was by himself
- but also when serving people drinks
- called interviewer 'donuts' cause his name is Duncan (like Dunkin Donuts); is huge fucking idiot
- sent interviewer boxes of thank you donuts for interview; apparently this is 'adorable' and representative of person interviwer hung out with.
do people ever get false impressions of you ontd? like thinking you're mysterious and deep when really youre just a huge fucking dork?