Gwyneth's (Unofficial) Gift Guide, from NYT

Gwyneth Paltrow's official (unofficial) gift guide, as recorded by @meganamramhttps://t.co/nDhUiLDLK8pic.twitter.com/n1mP7c4JlH

— NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) December 11, 2015

Excerpt:

• Leather divorce papers ($279 for pack of four) He can’t not sign these! Made from the tanned hides of Wagyu show-steers, these gorgeous, legally binding divorce papers will make consciously uncoupling a pleasure. After the divorce is finalized, treat yourself to thinking about a crystal bowl of ice cream. Your body will love you for it.


• Human picture frame ($670-$1,890 plus annual food and water stipend) A picture frame for people who don’t do picture frames. Hire this human adult man to hold your photos silently in front of his face. Comes in three practical sizes: tween, medium and Swedish.


• One hundred dollar bill ($1,000) What says “holidays” more than cold hard cash? Plus, Ben Franklin looks adorable here. Hang it on the wall as cute art for a nursery or fringe the edges and use as garnish for a summer salad.

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TBH I thought Megan was luvthatdrtywata at first. A quick Google search brought me this:

She knows you're an admirer, luvthatdrtywata! Snagging your bit. Tsk tsk.

All fixed, mods! <3