~Queen of sobriety and budding Buddhist Lindsay Lohan said that she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding of friends Justin Etzin and Lana Zakocela in Florence last week.
A source (AKA Etzin) said, “Lindsay left the reception early. She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked [and] saying she was drugged.”
Lindsay continued to be ~innocently and ~unknowingly drugged against her will over a four-day period. "It was one thing after the next." In fact, she was so victimized that during the ceremony, she was "painting her nails [...] and looking at her phone."
Apparently, the traumatic events caused Lindsay to adapt a British accent, which she utilized when she believed that guests were taking her photo. "Who took the photo?" Lindsay demanded to know. "Don't be an idiot."
~Victimized Lindsay's song of choice was Brandy’s "The Boy Is Mine," which she played on repeat.
Lindsay was once again victimized when someone slipped jewelry into her purse against her will during the ceremony, which was later reported stolen.
Poor Lindsay.
ONTD, have you ever been drugged against your will and subsequently gave a strip-tease, spoke in a British accent, and stole jewelry for four straight days?
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