ONTD ORIGINAL: 4 insane Larry Stylinson theories

If you've been in any 1D scandal post on ONTD, you are probably familiar with Larry Stylinson: the ship name for Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Since the X Factor days, fans have speculated that these two have been in a secret relationship with each other, forced in the closet by the malevolent #MANAGEMENT (Modest! Management) . Larries (what fans call themselves) are a huge part of the 1D fandom, and are known for their detailed theories of why Larry is true. Moreover, big Larry blogs are also known for claiming to have proof whenever drama comes out to soothe the deluded masses (maybe the good ontd resident larry could confirm??).  I have conducted a research into Larry culture, and was horrified/entertained by the multitude of batshit theories these people come up with. Without further ado, here are four ridiculous Larry theories.

1. Eleanor Calder is actually three different girls

Back when Louie was dating Eleanor Calder, the Larries decided that she looked different in certain photos. This sent them into a tailspin, and they eventually ~uncovered~ that Eleanor Calder had two fraternal sisters (or sometimes just one twin), and that these triplets were hired by #MANAGEMENT to act as beards for him. Eleanor was the "main" beard, but on occasion would be swapped out by her sisters, Gretchen and Tina. Larries thought it was #SUSPECT that Eleanor's friends sometimes called her Tina on Twitter, and one Larry took it upon themselves to allegedly go through Eleanor's university's records and only found a "Christina Calder" enrolled. This coupled with the fact that in some pictures Eleanor was taller than Ratalouis, when in others they'd be the same height (heels???? no. BLACK MAGIC!!!!) (now on itunes) had the Larries convinced that the artist formerly known as Eleanor Calder just another way to force their beloved rat in the closet, away from his troo wuv Harold.

2. Briana Jungwirth is the Larry surrogate

Congratulation @Harry_Styles and @Louis_Tomlinson for the baby and thanks Briana Jungwirth for being the surrogate mother.

— Juliana Guerreiro (@JuGuerreiro) July 14, 2015

This week, Directioners were rocked by the announcement that Lewis is expecting a baby with LA-based stylist Briana Jungwirth. The ratchild, clearly the result of a one night stand, has been met with varying reactions. Some Directioners deny its existence (many do, it seems), some begrudgingly accept it, and some are over the moon. Why? Because they're convinced that this baby is actually the one true LARRY BABY. Certain Larries are convinced that, tired of having to hide their love, Harry and Luis went behind #MANAGEMENTs back and had willing surrogate mother, Briana Jungwirth, impregnated with their seed. No word on who the bio father is, but it doesn't matter, because we're only a short while away from this becoming a reality:




3. Harry and Louis have multiple matching tattoos

Larries think that the two have multiple matching tattoos. Because it's totally common in a healthy relationship to get at least 10 matching tattoos??? Larries claim that tattoos are the only outlet Harry and Louse have to show their love since #MANAGEMENT is keeping them apart. There have been posts debunking the Larry tattoos theory but larries don't talk to suppresive people like that. Larries favorite "matching tattoos" are Harry's rose and Lewith's dagger.

No one will be able to hurt harry, because the dagger will protect it's rose.

#HarryBeCarefulpic.twitter.com/RdikB4bSGK

— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) July 14, 2015

They think that these two tattoos match because of a sketch they found online, paying no mind to the fact that Louise got his dagger tattoo a year later, and that the dagger design has a different matching tattoo RIP. BUT THE DAGGER WILL ALWAYS PROTECT HIS ROSE<3

"THE DAGGER WILL PROTECT HIS ROSE" IM EMOTIONAL IM SCREAMING IM NOT OKAY #HarryBeCarefulpic.twitter.com/EYMSy4Ezs8

— shania (@httpshaniall) July 14, 2015

4. Larry are engaged/married already

Despite denials that Larry even exists from the two, as well as from many family members and friends, Larries believe Harry and Luigi are married or engaged. Also, Harry is the wife because of how feminine he is, lol!!! Their proof for this is basically this interview:

LOUIS AND HARRY WANT TO BE MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN EVEN AS YOUNG AS THEY ARE. pic.twitter.com/IUXEzBlQcn

— Larry Evidences (@Larry_Evidences) July 15, 2015

and this tweet by Harry:

We don't need no piece of paper from the city hall.

— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) September 29, 2013

Some Larries believe that tweet was made on the day Larry got engaged, and Harry is declaring his love for Loose CRYPTICALLY. Here's a Larry masterpost on this theory.