An ONTD original: Accurate Fan Magazines

Stanning is inherently delusional (for some fans more than others) and celebrities play into it for fan loyalty (again some more than others). But what if stans & artists told the truth?

Here's what some fan magazines might look like if they were accurate (click images for larger versions)

Taylor Swift and the Swifties

A Taylor Swift fan mag, Beige Bitch Monthly has up-to-the-minute trends and quizzes for white girls who are proud to be basic. Fans love the instagram tutorials and guides on reaching your #squadgoals.

Katy Perry and the Katy Kats

K. for Katy Kats offers relatable advice to the pre-teen girls that still buy Katy's albums. Each issue has EXCLUSIVE content from Katy on dating douchey guys (you can totally change him!) and the latest trends in cultural appropriation.


Iggy Azalea and the Igguanas (?)

Though it had just a short run, Supremacy, the premier publication for Iggy fans, has taught literally tens of readers how to develop their own faux blaccent. This publication was shortlisted for a Pulitzer in 2014 for its feature on DIY buttpads.

Rihanna and the Navy

A BRAND NEW publication, AARihP was launched to help the Navy carry on after their fave has retired. AARihP is packed with practical advice on dragging celebrities on social media, and contains Rihanna's personal essays on being superior to current popstars despite being completely mediocre.

Britney and the Britney Army

Though it's been struggling for years (it went digital-only after the release of Britney Jean), readers just refuse to let Planet Britney go. Popular recent features include Arm Dancing At Home, and a 6-part guide to lowering expectations at work.

SOURCES: Me, and calinewarkwc69 for editorial help.