Just days after announcing her disappointing pregnancy to the world, Bristol Palin is now claiming it was planned.
In a blog post on patheos.com she says she made a mistake, but it's not the mistake us "giddy assholes" have assumed.
She goes on to say she has always planned to have more kids but that she "got ahead" of herself. Whatever that means.
She concludes the post by saying people are wrong for assuming she was an abstinence ambassador, and that she was merely "employed by the great people" at the Candie's Foundation. Some other nonsense follows. She also wants to remind you she's been working at the same doctor's office for six years.