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Ryan Murphy Tweets What He Wants for Christmas...

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Merry Christmas, Glee fans! Oh, did you wish for some shirtless pictures of the show's stars? Well then, you're in luck!
Glee creator Ryan Murphy decided to play Santa Claus and give his followers an early holiday gift: A picture of fan favorite Darren Criss as Blaine, sans shirt, but wearing a Santa Claus hat!

So why is Blaine taking off his shirt on Fox's hit show?

"Merry Christmas," Murphy tweeted along with the hilarious photo of Criss. "Men of McKinley calendar coming soon..."

Is he being serious? Hard to tell, but just last week Murphy also posted a photo of Blake Jenner (The Glee Project's season two winner who now plays Ryder), saying, "Meet Mr July in our Men of McKinley calendar!" So we're guessing Criss is December!



To the tune of the perennial classic "All I Want for Christmas is You"

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one dick I need
I don't care about the ratings
For New Normal, AHS or Glee

I just want Darren for my own
More than Klaine shippers could ever know
Cuz his asshole is bliss
All I want for Christmas
Is Criss

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one dick I need
I don't care about the ratings
For New Normal, AHS or Glee

I don't need to hang my balls
There upon my husband’s chin
Chris Colfer won't make me happy
With a toy inside my *ahem*

I just want Darren for my own
More than Klaine shippers could ever know
Cuz his asshole is bliss
All I want for Christmas
Is Criss

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for blow
I'm just gonna keep my dick out
Underneath his mistletoe
I won't make a list and tape it
To my "North Pole" for some extra named Nick
I won't even try to pretend
Gwyneth Paltrow’s not a dick

'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to my headboard so tight
What more can I do?
Baby all I want for Christmas is Criss
Criss, baby

Oh, my ratings are declining
So drastically everywhere
And the sound of Jessica Lange’s
fierceness fills the air

And the Glee Cast is singing
I hear that Autotune ringing
Santa won't you bring me the ass I really need?
Won't you please bring my Darren to me, me, me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see Darren Criss
Bending over, letting me in his backdoor

Oh, I just want him for my own
More than Klaine shippers could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
Criss


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