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When Holmes and Watson join forces on a double homicide, Sherlock's new apprentice, Kitty, threatens the investigation when she allows her jealousy of Sherlock and Joan's work rapport to override her better judgment. Guest stars: Ophelia Lovibond, Sonya Walger, Zak Orth.
If you go to Arby's and say trick or meat, they'll put free bacon on anything you want, including milkshakes.
If you show up in a costume, Chipotle has $3 burritos and Krispy Kreme will give you a free donut, no purchase necessary.
Starbucks has $3 Franken Frappucinos (green tea frap with peppermint and java chips) after 2 P.M.
IHOP & Olive Garden deals at the Entrepeneur
Of course, who needs sexual experience when you can read books that will tell you everything you need to know about it in detail, right? In this regard, Sherlock would be a Kama Sutra guru. In a recent interview with Ellen UK, Bandicoot Countryside thinks Sherlock would dominate the skills of making love, like he does with everything else. And thank you for that
"I’d know exactly how to please a woman, I’d know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers.
And I’d know exactly how to get that person into it, and get pleasure out of making that person feel pleasure to the point that I probably wouldn't even have to enter."what...?
"But when I did it would be explosive."
He also described Sherlock prepping for sex by performing durability tests on the condom, taking vitamins, shaving down and watching a ton of porn. I think someone has been reading Sherlock's fanfics...
Let's talk about your first time, ONTDers, and how great in bed geniuses pseudosociopaths like Sherlock are!
Ahead of its November 4 iTunes release date (those interested in purchasing a physical copy in 2014 will have to wait until November 24 and find a FYE), Jake Miller is giving fans an early listen to his debut Warner Bros. EP Lion Heart. The EP comprises fives tracks, including lead single “First Flight Home,” plus features from Gym Class Heroes’ Travie McCoy (“Dazed And Confused”) and Nikki Flores (“Ghost”).
Working out with my big bro @therealcarlospena this morning. Making our hometown proud
Everyone meet Lucas. I was in the middle of a meet and greet yesterday and he raised his hand and asked if he could give me a hug me. Love ya buddy!
6 DAYS UNTIL LION HEART!! Btw brand new shirts on sale at all these upcoming shows #GetOne
Turned backstage into a gym
@jakemiller on ig
The good sisters in Poland have questioned Roman Polanski, as they act on the request of U.S. prosecutors who are seeking his arrest on the charges of having sex with a minor in 1977, according to a statement released by the spokesperson for Polish prosecutors.
Spokeswoman for the prosecutors in Krakow, Boguslawa Marcinkowska, said this trash is still roaming free but available for further inquiries.
Mateusz Martyniuk, a spokesman for the prosecutor general's office, have already said that the U.S. authorities have requested Polanski's arrest and Polish prosecutors were just waiting that an extradition request would follow.
In an earlier report, Deputy Foreign Minister Rafal Trzaskowski hinted that Poland "would not be willing to act on a U.S. extradition request", if one would be released.
This piece of trash is restricted by an Interpol warrant effective in 188 countries, but he can freely travel between Switzerland, France, and Poland.
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It's Halloween again! I reckon a quality selection of creepy music is in order to unnerve you on this gloriously ominous day. May the
Levantation from Sinister Soundtrack (2012)
Basically the whole soundtrack. Here's the playlist: SINISTER (I also recommend Sleepy Time '98, Family Hanging Out '11 and Pool Party '66)
Silent Heaven from Silent Hill 2 OST (2001)
Theme Soundtrack from The Amityville Horror (2005)
Polymorphia from The Shining Soundtrack (1980)
Samara's Song from The Ring (2002)
Metamorphosis from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night OST (1997)
Main Titles from Dead Silence (2007)
And now, something blithesome and whimsical for the eternal milksops:
Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saëns
Let's Go from Coraline Soundtrack (2009)
Christmas Eve Montage from The Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack (1993)
Into The Forest from Corpse Bride Soundtrack (2005)
Happy Halloween, ONTD! Stay warm and stay safe!
The BBC has reported that Doctor Who's Series 8 finale, featuring ONTD's hot Scot daddy, will have an extended runtime of 60 minutes because Moffat needs a little more time to disappoint you this year.
Moffat wrote both parts of the finale and while details of the two-parter are still wrapped in relative mystery, this expert believes there's a strong chance that Clara will either be sidelined, erased from time or reduced to an object fought over by her boyfriend and Doctor Dad. Also the Cybermen are back to prove once and for all that they are the worst Who villain.
The official synopsis from the BBC reads:
"With Cybermen on the streets of London, old friends unite against old enemies and the Doctor takes to the air in a startling new role. Can the mighty UNIT contain Missy? As the Doctor faces his greatest challenge, sacrifices must be made before the day is won."
There are rumors brewing that this will be elf-nosed Disney Princess, Jenna-Louise Coleman's, final trip on the TARDIS. If it is, it marks 25 episodes of knowing nothing about her character apart from the fact that a leaf once flew in her dad's face and that she loves short skirts. Coleman will forever be remembered to Whovians as the actress who somehow managed to make a completely 2-dimensional character charming and fun, against all odds.
Part one of the finale, Dark Water, airs this Saturday. The extra-long part 2, Death in Heaven, will cap things off on November 8th.
Source, as interpreted by sarahvma.
Any guesses on the finale, ONTD?
15-year-old Brooklyn Beckham covers The New York Times' Man About Town Magazine and he is unmistakably a natural.
The shoot, which was shot on location in Montauk, New York, was photographed by Bruce Weber, who was intent upon capturing the nostalgia of youth.
New collection Camellia
You can have a better look at the lingerie HERE
New reliable tabloid info on their steamy one night stand has surfaced
fake but funny
any bad sex stories, ontd?
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Happy Halloween!!! Don't forget to enter the Halloween Costume Contest!
Don't forget the rules, no porn, spam nudes fighting etc.
It’s also usually pretty much a given that Harry Styles’ majestic mane of curls will nab him the top spot, closely followed by the rest of the boys. But in a STRANGE turn of events, the underdog has come out on top, and dark horse Zayn Malik is officially the Hottest Man In Pop.
perrieeele: Na na na na na na na BATMAN! 🎃👻
Skin looks flawless here...Lisa is her older sister (by 2 years) and BFF
A recent Radio Times poll reveals that a third of their voting readers believe that Steven Moffat's Blink is the scariest Doctor Who episode of all time.
Blink, commonly known as the last time Steven Moffat wrote anything good, featured a young Carey Mulligan on the run from a set of mysterious stone angels who move whenever you shut your eyes and have the power to fling you back through time. It's a power many wish was real as it would finally allow Steven Moffat to return to the stone age where his views on women and minorities would be accepted and cherished. The episode also introduced the world to the phrase "timey-wimey," but let's not dwell on the negative.
Midnight, Russell T. Davies' fantastic bottle episode, featuring the spectacular and underrated Queen that is Lesley Sharpe, came in at #2.
Rounding out the list is the first half of Eccleston's World War II blitztacular The Empty Child at #3, the only classic Who episode to rank, The Seeds of Doom, at #4 and finally this season's chilling, if totally nonsensicle, Listen at #5.
For the mathematically inclined amongst you, you should be able to spot that that makes Steven Moffat the all-time scariest Who writer, as three of the five episodes were written by The Brillo King.
Source, as interpreted by me.
Moffat-bashing aside, what do you feel should've made the list?
Shopping and holding the world's smallest water bottle
And hanging out with everyone's favorite assistant, the always lovely Fe!
Happy Halloween y'all!