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Jenny Slate Says Celebrity Gossip Is a Tool of the Patriarchy

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“For me, it connects to a very deep-seated belief within a patriarchal system. If you’re a woman, the system actually owns your private life; the system has an opinion on your decisions; the system has a verdict on how you have sex and who you have sex with, and anything in between. For me, I am not open to that.”

“No, I have more of an urge to get on Twitter and be like, ‘I just pooped like Okja,’ than to be like, ‘Yes, it’s true, I’m dating so-and-so.’ How much of an asshole would I have to be to assume that anyone gives a shit, a true shit, that I say the information? What they like is the gossip. What they like is the uncertainty and conjecture and all of that. What I like is my privacy and to be able to just do whatever I fucking want and kiss whoever I want in my own time because I’m a woman in 2017.”

“I’m also just really not open to being known as the woman dating so-and-so. I think that’s four tiny steps away from being Offred,”

Kpop Post: TOP's update, AKMU,9muses...

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-TOP has been sentenced to 2 years probation
-if his probation is violated he will go to jail for 10 months
-he still needs to finish his military service


AKMU-DINASOUR



9muses will have another comeback this August with a repackage "Love City"


KNK-Rain


SNUPER- Star of Stars




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Six books for your summer feminist reading list.

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I Will Find You, by Joanna Connors

When Joanna Connors was thirty years old on assignment for the Cleveland Plain Dealer to review a play at a college theater, she was held at knife point and raped by a stranger who had grown up five miles away from her. Once her assailant was caught and sentenced, Joanna never spoke of the trauma again, until 21 years later when her daughter was about to go to college.




Mothers Who Think: Tales of Real-Life Parenthood, which grew out of Salon's popular daily department of the same name, comprises nearly forty essays by writers grappling with the new and compelling ideas that motherhood has dangled before them. Elevating the discussion of motherhood above the level of tantrum control and potty training, this collection covers an unparalleled range of topics, from the impossibility of loving your children equally to raising a son without a father, from worrying that your privileged black child is becoming too "white" to the free-floating anger most mothers feel but wouldn't dare admit--except to other mothers.


To five-year-old Jack, Room is the entire world. It is where he was born and grew up; it's where he lives with his Ma as they learn and read and eat and sleep and play. At night, his Ma shuts him safely in the wardrobe, where he is meant to be asleep when Old Nick visits.




In her comic, scathing essay, "Men Explain Things to Me," Rebecca Solnit took on what often goes wrong in conversations between men and women. She wrote about men who wrongly assume they know things and wrongly assume women don't, about why this arises, and how this aspect of the gender wars works, airing some of her own hilariously awful encounters.




Michelle Obama is unlike any other First Lady in American History. From her first moments on the public stage, she has challenged traditional American notions about what it means to be beautiful, to be strong, to be fashion-conscious, to be healthy, to be First Mom, to be a caretaker and hostess, and to be partner to the most powerful man in the world. What is remarkable is that, at 52, she is just getting started.

While many books have looked at Michelle Obama from a fashion perspective, no book has fully explored what she means to our culture. The Meaning of Michelle does just that, while offering a parting gift to a landmark moment in American history. In addition to a tribute to Michelle Obama, this book is also a rollicking, lively dinner party conversation about race, class, marriage, creativity, womanhood and what it means to be American today.




"Brave Irene" is Irene Bobbin, the dressmaker's daughter. Her mother, Mrs. Bobbin, isn't feeling so well and can't possibly deliver the beautiful ball gown she's made for the duchess to wear that very evening. So plucky Irene volunteers to get the gown to the palace on time, in spite of the fierce snowstorm that's brewing-- quite an errand for a little girl.

But where there's a will, there's a way, as Irene proves in the danger-fraught adventure that follows. She must defy the wiles of the wicked wind, her most formidable opponent, and overcome many obstacles before she completes her mission. Surely, this winning heroine will inspire every child to cheer her on.


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Tyga Claims He Upgraded Kylie & Warned Rob

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In an Interview with the Breakfast Club, Kylie Jenner's ex madeclaims

-he was "ahead of the curve" with getting with Kylie and knew she had a lot of potential before her "glow up"
-he warned Rob Kardashian about Blac Chyna
- he hasn't had a negative story since Kylie and him broke up (hinting they planted them about him)
- not in love with Kylie anymore.

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I know the Kardashians control a lot of media, but it would make more send for negative stories to be around AFTER you break up. Sounds like no one cares about you without her name attached predator.

Is a Zayn x Taylor tour in the upcoming ?

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Well. It's pretty self explanatory...

Do you want Zayn to actually open for Snek ?

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Trailer for the Rocko's Modern Life movie

Harry Styles says he felt "very emotional" watching Dunkirk

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Dunkirk stars Harry Styles and Fionn Whitehead talk about shooting Christopher Nolan's historical epic Dunkirk. One Direction star Styles, who makes his film debut in the film, also reveals how he liked to unwind after a day's shooting.

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did you watch the movie?

Lizzie and Ellie from Good Mythical Morning test Gwyneth Paltrow's healing stickers

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Lizzie and Ellie (who you should all be stanning for btw) from Good Mythical Morning put Goop's infamous "NASA technology" workout stickers to the test. These stickers are supposed to increase endurance, reduce lactic acid and repair muscle. Lizzie wore the stickers, Ellie was the control and wore craft store stickers. They each worked out for 3 days straight (the amount of time it's supposed to take the ~magic~ from the stickers to kick in).

The results?They don't work and Lizzie pulled a muscle.

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Have you ever spent $60 on 10 black magic stickers?

Bright | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix

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Humans, Orcs, Elves... everybody is just trying to get along. Get ready for the world of Bright, a new Netflix Original Film, starring Will Smith and Joel Edgerton. Coming to Netflix December 22th.

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Louis Tomlinson - Back To You ft. Bebe Rexha & Digital Farm Animals (Audio)

New 'It' poster arrives for Comic-Con

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A new poster for the upcoming retelling of Stephen King's it has arrived for Comic-Con. A new trailer also debuted there but so far it's not online.

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Dating app finds Oklahomians hate ONTD

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Hater (a dating app that matches single people based on their dislikes of celebs, activities and concepts) has compiled a list of what each state hates the most.

Oklahoma hates hearing the latest gossip
Delaware hates Casey Affleck
Colorado hates NSYNC
Kansas hates Seinfeld
and Massachusetts hates Eli Manning

other notable hates

Mississippi hates anal sex
Nevada hates feminism
New Hampshire hates god
and Utah hates porn surejan.gif

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ONTD what dislikes are you looking to share with a mate?

First Clip from "Death Note": Light Meets Ryuk

Tess Holliday unveils the cover of her book, The Not So Subtle Art of Being a Fat Girl

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💕📚🎉 I'm so happy to finally share my book cover with you‼️💕📚🎉 'The Not So Subtle Art of Being A Fat Girl' is available now for presale (link is in my bio) & I will soon be announcing dates for the US & UK book tour (+possibly more)! It literally took a team around the world 🌎 to make this happen, & I'm so grateful! 😭 Writing a book right after having a newborn baby was one of the hardest things I've ever done, but I did it because I think it's important to show the world that it's okay to be a visibly FAT plus woman/wife/mom/model & THIS lady has a story to tell! 🍾🎉 To my fans, THANK YOU and this book is FOR YOU! Get your copy now! 💋 💋@nickhollidayco thank you for unlimited kisses, support & always believing in me. My assistant/best friend @razor_heartz, thank you for helping with the boys while we worked on the book until 4 am. Thanks to the best glam team a girl can hope for @littlelimedress @hisvintagetouch @makeupbyjmonroy, my agent @annashillinglaw1, my PR @slash.pr & my publishers @blinkpublishing @weldonowen @bonnierpublishingau for making this all a reality 💕🎉Cover shot by @warwicksaint🙏🏻 #notsosubtletess#effyourbeautystandards#milkcurve

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You can pre-order Tess' book HERE

If you wrote a book about your life, what would the title be, ONTD?

ONTD ORIGINAL: ~Blind Items Revealed~ (Part 3)

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This is the third post of blind items that have been revealed by Lainey Gossip, the Canadian gossip blogger and TV host. If you missed the first two posts here and here, Lainey is an entertainment insider who writes detailed blind items and reveals them on her blog.


CUBA & CHOCOLATE
2008

"Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act is the same.

The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden away to be enjoyed when he’s not on location. It might seem risqué, having his secret stashed so close to home and his official partner, but he’s hot and horny, and it’s not like he’s not living in a freestyling environment, although I have to tell you, this one really, really surprised me. He plays it so well. And in the end, if it wasn’t such a fraud, it totally wouldn’t matter. He is the nicest, nicest person. Kind and considerate and generous… makes me sad he’s forced to live a lie.

The other is much less attached, but just as heterosexually pressured, perhaps even more so. While he’s best known for his female pursuits, and so many females need to believe it that way, it would seem that women are not his only pleasures. When he decides he has a yearning for the other sex however, his flavour is decidedly darker. Sweet chocolate is what they call it? Yes. Black men are his weakness. On occasion, his hankering for it can get him into trouble. He was recently captivated by a fine black man working security at an event who was, unfortunately, not a homosexual. Apparently our star doesn’t have a very sophisticated gaydar because he hit up the wrong dude who did not appreciate the attention, even coming from such a powerful and coveted celebrity. He almost had his ass kicked. His people had to intervene, placate the man, pay off the man… although if he did end up getting the beat-down, he probably would have liked it. Because word is, as time goes on, he’s leaning towards picking a side. Like playing exclusively for the boys team."

“Cuba” is Matt Damon and “Chocolate” is George Clooney.

Blind item
Reveal 1,reveal 2,reveal 3,reveal 4,reveal 5,reveal 6,reveal 7,reveal 8,reveal 9,reveal 10.


DOCTOR’S ORDERS
2010

“He like his sex unconventional. Some would call it experimental, certainly vigorous, and definitely physical. Maybe too physical. Mixing pain into his pleasure, and cutting very, very close to a dangerous line is taking its toll on his body. He shows up with strange bruises, the next week it’s a minor fracture, his neck has been strained, sometimes there’s a knee brace, the shoulder’s been f-cked up for a while, and his back is a chronic issue too.

The excuse of course is that he’s active, that he exercises, he’s sporty, and that’s true, yes, but the injuries are not sustained while playing pickup, no, not at all. The injuries happen when he’s doing his business with his steady girl, a willing and capable participant.

His doctor is aware of what’s been ailing him, and WHY it’s ailing him. Helps when he can. But he’s been urged to take it easy because lately it’s been getting too rough. Especially with insurance and medicals and all that kind of paperwork, it’s hard to explain away the cuts and sprains, the little accidents that seem to be occurring with increasing frequency. He’s so into it, and he gets so off on it, it’s hard from him to curtail his fun. But they all agree, at least it’s been the case in the past, that when it’s time to get to work, he manages to keep his freak under control.”

George Clooney
Blind.Reveal, reveal, reveal.


FAVORITE NUMBER
2005

“He is an award-winning actor, truly one of the best. Some people adore him. Some people, not so much. And it’s not just the difficult personality. On the set of one of his films, a pretty assistant caught his eye. Although he didn’t make a move throughout the duration of the shoot, he did arrange for her to be around him on many social occasions, just to be around her, to observe her, to fully appreciate her assets. At the end of production, he finally delivered the proposition that you’re all expecting. Except that it wasn’t quite so simple. You see, our superstar wasn’t just asking for himself. He was also asking for his wife. Apparently, 3 is their favourite number.
Thank Goddess the attractive assistant managed to deftly finagle herself out of the situation but I’ve since been told that he picks one per film. And most of the girls don’t escape so easily.”

Noted asshole Russell Crowe
Blind item, Reveal


THE DOGGY COUPLE
2007

“They are among the Hollywood super elite, as powerful apart as they are together. Although you wouldn’t think it, their sex life is actually pretty functional and routine. Her favourite position? Doggy style. But not for the reason you think. You see, aside from the obvious benefits, that particular pose enables her to keep her hair and makeup intact AND admire herself in the mirror in the process. According to her housekeeper, it’s the only way she can get off.

When they’re not humping each other in front of the mirror, our power couple enjoys partaking in some classy porn. Together. They feel it keeps their relationship healthy and fresh. Thing is, when you’re as influential as they are, you can pretty much order up your own story lines. Which is exactly what they do. They request, for their viewing pleasure, specific scenarios and specific positions. All shot on high quality film of course. No budget skin flicks accepted here. Once every few months or so, a new batch arrives on top secret order from a company that specializes in producing porn for the terribly wealthy and terribly kinky.”

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones
Blind item,blind item,reveal


MUTE STONES & NUDE WINDOWS
2007

“She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open.

In a rented house on a well populated street shooting an upcoming movie on location, she can apparently be seen regularly walking around in front of the windows at the front of the house breasts flouncing around freely, oblivious to whoever might be outside.

It’s too bad she’s not as chill about her attitude than she is about her body.

Yet another star who stalks the set like a tyrant, yet another star who won’t deign to speak to the regular folk. Seems she considers conversation with her a privilege but the honour is granted sparingly and only through “Mute Stones”.

Seriously.

She carries around what people on set have taken to calling Mute Stones and when she isn’t in the mood to converse with someone, she will silently hand over the Mute Stone – those in possession of a Mute Stone are not permitted to speak to her until she takes it back.

Perhaps it’s a trick she can pass on to The Unfunny Douche who fired a dude recently for simply looking at him.

It’s hard to believe, I get it. You can’t believe people are capable of acting so appallingly. But there are two crews over a hundred strong that can vouch for it, word for word.”

Ashlely Judd
Blind,reveal 1,reveal 2,reveal 3.


COLD YOUNG FEET?
2013

“At a pre-Oscar party this weekend...

He’s young, super hot, and engaged. To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she wasn’t with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone else -- a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way.

They were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her. And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told “he seemed waayyyy into her”, so much so that if “(his fiancée) was there, she would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldn’t have been like that if she was there anyway”.

Better that they figure this out now though and not after the wedding. They say it’ll be a long engagement. If this is how it’s going down though, the engagement might be longer than the marriage. They’re just so young.”

Liam Hemsworth was engaged to Miley Cyrus but flirting with Emma Watson.
Blind, Reveal


CUCUMBER
2012

“They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other.

At a party very recently, they wandered into the garden. They started kissing, rubbing, grinding. He went between her thighs...with his hands...and an accessory.

A cucumber.

In the garden.

At a party.

With a cucumber.

She enjoyed it.

They didn’t know at the time but there was an audience. When they figured that out they were obviously mortified.”

Diane Kruger and Pacey
Blind, Reveal


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Céline Dion Takes Couture, And Does She Have A New Man?

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  • Earlier this month, Vogue followed Céline during fashion week and this behind the scenes video shows some photoshoots happening



  • Pepe is Céline's backup dancer (he's also an aspiring fashion illustrator), and he was invited to come along to her European tour. They do this sexy dance to her song Le Ballet



  • Here's Pepe and Céline hanging around Paris the other day



  • Here they are at Fashion week together (Pepe says Céline found out that he illustrates through an assistant who found his instagram and she invited him along)



  • And here they are going out to lunch and hanging around with a friend




  • Meanwhile she's also been out and about, and here she is with her 6 year old twins, Nelson and Eddy!

  • Nelson is on the left in the Kurt Cobain shirt, and Eddy is on the right in the Paris shirt.




charitable queen of opening doors for a career!
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SOURCES: @Vogue / Le Ballet / PurePeople / Céline fan instagram 1 / Céline fan instagram 2 / Meet Pepe Muñoz @Vogue

Celeb Political Tweets Round Up: Trump's NYT story + Healthcare

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- Trump had a very interesting interview with the New York Times where he discusses regret over Sessions (not for sane reasons) and threatening Mueller. It is also very clear that he does not know the difference between life insurance and health insurance.
- The SIC is set to subpoena Manafort and Donny Jr if they do not accept the invites to testify. These subpoena's have already been pre-approved.
- After Trump threatened Mueller to not look into the family finances outside of Russia, it was announced by both Bloomberg and CBS Evening News that Mueller is going to do exactly that. Mueller is said to have found the "strike zone" and is gathering relevant documents.
- CNN also reported that Kushner's position in the WH is still being used to lure Chinese investors!











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Netflix film Deathnote Character posters revealed

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Light Turner (Max Landis + Milo yanonoetc + Eggplant )
   


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Shania Twain Blesses You With New Track: POOR ME

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Teasing more new music off her upcoming album, Shania's new song Poor Me has been unveiled and it is beautiful...

She posted a snippet preview but the full version can be heard and listened to in numerous places online, just check the comments y'all.

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Does this song hit you in the feels or what, ONTD?

Official 'Wonderstruck' Teaser Trailer Released

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Based on Brian Selznick’s critically acclaimed novel, Ben and Rose are children from two different eras who secretly wish their lives were different. Ben longs for the father he has never known, while Rose dreams of a mysterious actress whose life she chronicles in a scrapbook. When Ben discovers a puzzling clue in his home and Rose reads an enticing headline in the newspaper, both children set out on quests to find what they are missing that unfold with mesmerizing symmetry.


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