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ONTD Original: 60 of Flavortown’s Mayor Guy Fieri’s Go-to phrases

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1. Do you get any tater with that gator?

2. Dude, that’s slammin’ salmon.



3. Holy-moly, Stromboli!

4. I don’t know if it’s the philharmonic or it’s Metallica, but that right there jams.



5. I feel like I’m taking a bite of the Mona Lisa right now.

6. I just want to smear this all over me.



7. I’m having a hash-listic experience.

8. I’m mining for food in the Flavortown river.



9. It crack-a-lacks.

10. It’s got whiz bang wow in there.

11. It’s like angels singing.

12. It’s like culinary Disneyland.



13. It’s like talking in the middle of an opera. Can’t you hear it singing?



15. Love, peace, and taco grease!

16. Mega-super outta-bounds, supercalifragilistic tender!

17. Passed the test? You wrote the curriculum, my friend.

18. Send me home and call me Buford – that is money.



19. Shut the front door, son of Tatum O’neal, that’s dynamite!

20. Talk about the meanie panini.



21. That crust is just bomb-dot-com flaky.

22. That is monster flavor.



23. That is ridiculous.

24. That is wicked good, dude.

25. That just kung-fued my palate!

26. That sandwich is a rock star.



27. That would be good out of a shoe.

28. That’ll make you challah!

29. That’s a home run, buddy.

30. That’s a hot Frisbee of fun.

31. That’s a lean mean pinto bean.

32. That’s a Mack Daddy patty!





34. That’s a winner-winner chicken dinner right there.

35. That’s all she wrote.

36. That’s capital-T tender, buddy.



37. That’s dreamy and creamy.

38. That’s duck-a-licious!

39. That’s falafelistic.

40. That’s gangster.

41. That’s like Grandma’s blanket next to a fire: comfort.

42. That’s money!



43. That’s off the chain!

44. That’s off the hook!

45. That’s over-the-top!

46. That’s pretty out-of-bounds, isn’t it?



47. That’s prime time.

48. That’s righteous, bro.

49. That’s slamma jamma in Alabama!

50. That’s the real deal.

51. The flavor jets just turned on. They’re trying to shut down that flavor fire I’ve got in my mouth.

52. They make a porchetta that you won't forgetta.





54. This is kind of like licking the volcano in Flavortown.

55. This is like food Mardi Gras right here.

56. This is some legit food, brother.

57. Those are the culinary buoys in the shipyard of Flavortown.

58. Those are too legit to quit.



59. You could run your hemi on that demi.

60. You’re takin’ the gobble full throttle!



What flavors fuel your bus to Flavortown, ONTD?

Source(s): Thepetdetective watching hours of Triple D for scientific research.
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HBO released new Game of Thrones photos ahead of the season 7 premiere

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Rest of the photos @ the source

What are you expecting to see in the season premiere, ONTD?

First look photos for Vikings s5 + Michael Hirst interview

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  • “I always knew the real Bjorn Ironside went into the Mediterranean and found himself in what is now Tunisia, on the edge of the Sahara"

  • They filmed in Morocco and it's quite incredible and groundbreaking for the show


  • Ivar takes over York, and gets into a lot of conflict with Heahmund

  • Ther's a sequence in the rain where Ivar crashes his chariot and is surrounded by Saxon warriors, and being Ivar, proceeds to taunt them.

  • Ivar and Heahmund will have a personal rivalry that will lead to mutual respect



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Idris Elba: Marriage Is Not "My Life's Calling"

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- in an interview with Essence, Idris Elba says he doesn't think he will get married again: "Am I ever gonna get remarried? I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so. Marriage is an institution of sorts. And I've done it. It's not for everybody. It's not my life's calling."
- Elba has been married twice and has two children
- will make his directorial debut with the film Yardie, about a Jamaican pastor who comes to London to avenge his brother's death

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is marriage for you, ontd?

The 'Girls Trip' reviews are here!

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Katy Perry called out by drag queen Vicky Vox

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- Drag queen Vicky Vox said a pop star was asking for drag queens to do a music video for two days with no pay, with their own costumes and all.
- Vicky later directly named Katy Perry.
- The benefit was supposed to be "exposure" for being in a Katy video, rather than money.
















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Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado Criticises Cristiano Ronaldo's Decision to Use A Surrogate

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- Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado says that surrogacy as practised by celebrities goes against her religious beliefs; only agrees with surrogacy for people with medical problems, gay couples, or if a family member volunteers. Says that celebrities only use surrogacy for "style or tax evasion". States that as it stands, "those who have the money go and order children, and I don't agree with that"
- Says there is a gendered double standard: "I've been discriminated against for being a single mother, and then you see these dudes who earn million-dollar salaries for running behind a ball, and suddenly it becomes a trend to order blonde hair [and] blue eyed kids."
- Criticised Cristiano Ronaldo in the comments to an instagram post, where she incorrectly says that he's from Brazil, rather than Portugal, saying that he's selfish for using a surrogate when there are children in Brazil who are hungry and need somewhere to live. Later clarified she didn't know where she was from but still thinks he should have adopted.

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Younger - Inside Tonight's Episode + next week's "In the Pink" Synopsis

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Next week on Younger : Liza and Kelsey dive back into the dating pool and quickly discover it's much more complicated than they had hoped. (Air date for "In the Pink": July 19)

Discussion post? Thoughts?

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Win lunch with Sofia Coppola

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Don't miss your chance to hang out with Sofia Coppola in NYC! Each entry benefits @PPact. https://t.co/AOqoTciysHpic.twitter.com/PDxEFFVBFQ

— The Beguiled (@beguiledmovie) July 12, 2017

  • Winners + a friend get flown to NYC to have lunch with Sofia

  • All the money from entries goes to Planned Parenthood

  • They were offering prizes like signed books and posters for multiple entries (i.e. higher donations) but they appear to be all sold out

  • Only available for U.S. residents 18+

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What would you talk about over lunch?

Shia LaBeouf apologizes for his behaviour during arrest

Premiere Of HBO's 'Game Of Thrones' Season 7

Paris Jackson: The west has a stick up their ass re: cultural appropriation

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Fifth Harmony cover Billboard: moved on and took control of their music

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Mentionned in the article at the source:

  • They open up about the departure of the former member

  • Briefly talk about the team of producers behind their next album, including Skrillex & Poo Bear, Monsters & Strangerz, Harmony Samuels (Ariana Grande), Sebastian Kole (Alessia Cara) and Dreamlab (Selena Gomez)

  • Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson calls 5H “aspirational to so many young girls around the world”

  • Lauren mentions her open letter to Trump, in which she came out as bisexual, and the leak of a recording of her telling Ally the group was treated like “literal slaves”

  • Normani talks about her appearance on "Dancing with the Stars" and returning to her childood passion

  • Ally has been working with Christian country-folk singer Cindy Morgan and touts the acting career she plans to launch this year

  • Dinah has an unreleased RedOnecut featuring Fetty Wap and French Montana (they filmed the music video over a month ago)

  • Their lawyer Dina Lapolt talks about successfully transferring the Fifth Harmony trademark from Cowell to the girls: “I sat the girls in a hotel conference room and for five hours educated them on trademarks, copyrights and rights of publicity, then I educated them about every agreement they signed, which [were] the worst I’ve ever seen in the music business.”

  • Their insecurities about their future as a quartet, the "many therapy sessions", the possibility of adding a new member and much more.



















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ONTD Original: Album Cuts That Could've & Should've Been Hits

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Album Cuts That Could've & Should've Been Hits

the gworls know that moment when ur listening to ya favorite pop girls album and something euphoric seeps through your skull candy headphones & u just know it'll be the song of the generation only for the good sis to pay it dust here are the pop album cuts that shouldve and couldve been the hits!


Ariana Grande - "Be Alright"


ngl i thought "be alright" was gonna snatch "born this way's" undeserved payola wig as the lgbtqia anthem of our generation, miss ariana even got some ashy 10s when she vogued & slightly slayedT the gworls on SNL & then much like the rest of moonlight dangerous womyn, she paid it dust


Ciara - "Overdose"


first of all, ciara doesn't really have to do or release shit bc the good binch is #rich, BUT, she took time from being wealthy to serve the gays a bop w "overdose" i dont think the song wouldve went to number 1, maybe a cute 24? but i mean if you want pop music, this is what pop music the first half of this decade is all about


Lady Gaga - "Heavy Metal Lover", "Dance in the Dark, "Scheisse"


now, yes before yall start talking about a binch on ontdanon, i know heavy menTal lover (for the sisses that used to download music on beemp3) & scheisse wouldve been hard sells at radio, but back then, if anyone could push new shit on radio it was reba gagentire, DIDT wouldve been a quick lil singleso i can see why that was whatever but scheisses chorus is literally what gay pop dreams are made of


Katy Perry - "Peacock"


ok, teenage dream is a pop music hallmark & honestly pop musics version of stonewall, we broke through! #sisepuede, katy got us all the way together, like the binch was not playing (i guess now she is, even tho #justice4witness), anyway i get why they didnt release this quick lil single, it wouldve like set the bar way too high for ha next album "pretzel", which the album did anyway, but! the song wouldve like literally went to #1 no fucking question tbh


Beyonce - "End of Time"


i will never, ever understand why truancyonce didnt push "end of time", the wasp hive couldve had a legit argument about hits w ha if she pushed this song, its legit one of the best pop songs ever, any decade & it could've established her as an international chart-act (which she is not) & gave her a stadium hit like "waka flaka", "cup of life" & britneys "right now"


Carly - "Run Away With Me"


when u have a backlog of hits like hitmaker jepsen u really dont need another #1 and honestly she was after that pop critics darling crown, which was bestowed upon the good sis, run away w me couldve been the good sisses foray into that commercial money, i could see payless doing a spring commercial featuring carly rae jacksons hit song in the background as some racially ambigious sis cheeses because she got some patent leather kitten heels half off! carly collect ya coins good binch!


Faith Hill - "There You'll Be"


hitmaker hill, the good hero-ess that shagaga twain wishes she was, tried her ashy hand at the ever popular early to mid 2000s soundtrack hit single & the american public paid the good binch dust! like the fucking nerve, miss hill served up country pop hit after hit and she taught the good hillbilly sisses a million new words w her international hit "this kiss", "there youll be" was the hit we needed but didnt deserve & for that faith has deservedly been stingy w the hits since


Britney Spears - "Just Luv Me", "Love Me Down"


britney has a good track record for knowing which singles to release, i mean the binch cant make a bad song if she tried, but #glory, which literally nourished the gays and got crowned as the new theme music of the pop olympics (the last album was "thriller"), but the good sis didnt release the obvious hit "just luv me" and or "love me down" from her magnum opus but we, the gays, dont fault her for it because we know that if we chill, britney will just continue to serve bops & thats all we can ask from the good sis




ontd, which song of your faves couldve been a hit?


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Rhye is back with MV for "Please"

John Oliver talks about Stupid Watergate & Russia, and doesn't talk about being sued

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John "Harry-Potter's-reflection-in-a-spoon" Oliver visited the Late Show last night:


  • obligatory Stupid Watergate chat

  • the Russians frightened John when he was there to interview Snowden



  • John adorably struggles to not talk about the Robert Murray lawsuit against him

  • Colbert was the first person sued at the Daily Show (ofc)

  • they talk about how "Uncanny Valley" Russia is



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'Walking Dead' Lawsuit Spills Obscene Emails and Tales of Greed Over TV's Billion-Dollar Hit

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- Summer 2011, AMC executives decided to slash the budget and demanded to see all of the season’s scripts up front before shooting.
- In June 2011, Frank Darabont was fired after sending obscene emails to TWD's executive producers and AMC's executives.
- Darabont says the lawsuit is about "AMC’s radically undervaluing The Walking Dead in order not to share profits in a manner reflecting the show’s actual fair market value,”and also "AMC's refusal to share the unprecedented success of the show with the people who actually created that success for them, and about AMC’s self-dealing and corporate greed."

The emails that got him fired

to executive producer Gale Anne Hurd and others,
“Fuck you all for giving me chest pains because of the staggering fucking incompetence, blindness to the important beats, and the beyond-arrogant lack of regard for what is written being exhibited on set every day. I deserve better than a heart attack because people are too stupid to read a script and understand the words. Does anybody disagree with me? Then join the C-cam operator and go find another job that doesn’t involve deliberately fucking up my show scene by scene."

"Why camera operators are being paid when Ray Charles could operate better."
“It’s like we yanked some kid with no experience out of high school and put her in charge of directing a show,” (he compared one of the show’s directors to someone who he worked with who had suffered massive, debilitating strokes.)



To AMC's executive
"Please let's stop invoking 'the writers room,' There IS no writers room, which you know as well as I do. I am the writers room. The fucking lazy assholes who were supposedly going to be my showrunners threw that responsibility on me after wasting five months of my time.”

"YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOTHERFUCKING SCRIPT! I EVEN CHOOSE MY GODDAMN COMMAS FOR A REASON."


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Haim Plays Truth Or Dare Jenga

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- The sisters of Haim play a never-ending game of Truth or Dare Jenga
- They tell the story behind their "Clean House" appearance (behind cut)
- Este posts an embarrassing photo on Twitter
- They explain they took 15 takes for their one-shot "Want You Back" video
- Alana is a baker
- Alana makes up a song about Este
- Their favorite song they've written is "Something to Tell You"





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73 Questions With Gigi Hadid

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- Lists her 10 favorite Taylor Swift songs
- Talks about Zayn's tattoos and their most romantic date
- Her style icons are the Olsen twins and Rihanna
- Shows off her volleyball and boxing skills
- Says she goes to bed about midnight and often falls asleep with her makeup on
- She wants to have kids
- Likes to have chips and guac at shoots
- Takes a selfie with her Gigi Barbie

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