Everyone is all like "oh, Kim Jong Un is like, the supreme leader or whatever," but like, who? He's never had a podcast. He's never guest-starred on Law & Order: SVU. And he certainly has never been linked to Taylor Swift so...he ain't relevant. However, there are a lot of people in the Interview who are way more important than ol' Kimmy Juju but are simply not given their due by the media elite like E! News and Mario Lopez. So, to make up for their offensive lack of press coverage, here are the top five comedians currently appearing in a minor roles in The Interview.
1. Anders HolmBest Known From: Workaholics, The Mindy Project, being really hot, Top Five
Anders Holm has been sort of crushing it in 2014, his show Workaholics, which he also sometimes writes and directs, will soon be premiering it's fifth season. He appeared in The Interview, Top Five, Inherent Vice, Neighbors, and The Mindy Project, and even had time to bang his wife so they could have a lil baby boy. Up next, he appears in the Sundance fave Unexpected, with Colbie Smulders, and The Intern, featuring up-and-comer Robert De Niro. Baby, he's a firework whose about to show you what he's worth.2. Ben SchwartzBest Known From: Parks & Rec, House of Lies, general podcastery, This is Where I Leave You
Ben Schwartz plays Eminem's publicist in the much talked about opening scene. Tina Fey once called Ben, or as he is known to Comedy Bang Bang fans, Benny Schwaz, "an American treasure...unless he's from Canada, I don't know.". He is currently working on a new film with Seth Rogen because who ain't hitching a ride on the Schwazy Train? He's a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again.3. Joe MandeBest Known From: Parks & Rec, Kroll Show, mocking celebrities on Twitter, that one episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine he did,
eating pot cookies and going to a Fox New taping"Joe's flawless Twitter-feuding abilities make Kimmy JuJu's warmongering look like a Real Housewives of Atlanta episode. In addition to his Twitter career, Joe is a writer for Parks & Rec and Kroll Show, which if the rules of Millionaire Matchmaker apply, make him responsible for Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll going to pound town on each other. Although he is still a relative unknown to non-comedy nerds, Joe just has to ignite the light and let it shine, and soon he will be owning the night like the Fourth of July.4. Tim SimonsBest Known From: Veep, Veep, Veep, and Veep
Listen, if you watch Veep, you know why he is on this list. If don't watch Veep, "you need to fuck off". You are already buried deep, six feet under, screaming but no one seems to hear a thing.5.Randall ParkBest Known From: Veep, Neighbors, and being Asian Jim from The Office
Randall plays Kimmy JuJu, the Supreme leader of North Korea, in The Interview. In real life, he is the Supreme Leader of my vagina. His new sitcom, Fresh Off the Boat, premieres on ABC in February. It's a far cry from when had to play second fiddle to the Guy Fieri of former child stars, Nick Cannon, on Wild n' Out. We shall see if ABC actually gives it a shot or cancels it like every other good show they've ever had (RIP Selfie, Don't Trust the B, and Happy Endings). Long story short, Randall's future is even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.Honorable Mention: The puppy.