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Jesse Jo Stark serves up some 'I Know Who Killed Me' realness in her 'Fire of Love' music video

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Jesse Jo Stark's official video for Fire of Love features some burlesque dancing, a daddy figure, and some NSFW action starting at 3:08. You may even say it takes a page from the Lindsay Lohan 2007 masterpiece, I Know Who Killed Me.









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Despite snatching some tropes, her music isn't that bad!

ONTD Original: Top 5 Most Relatable Aggretsuko Characters

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Aggretsuko is Sanrio’s newest character introduced back in 2015 and probably their most relatable one too. Retsuko is a red panda working in a trading firm as an accountant and has to deal with every day bullshit like misogynistic bosses and annoying co-workers. But she has a secret: Retsuko loves singing death metal and constantly goes to a karaoke bar to release her frustrations. Aggretsuko originally comprised of 100 episode one minute shorts online and now more recently launced with a 10 episode series on Netflix (both dubbed and subbed), providing more depth than ever to the characters in Retsuko’s life. Think of the show as Bojack Horseman meets The Office, and of course with that comes very relatable characters we can all connect to someway or another. Under the cut is the (in my opinion) top 5 most relatable characters in the series so far and also spoilers ahead!



5. Tsunoda


AKA the “ass-kisser”. On the surface level in the day-to-day office life Tsunoda comes across as an overbearing selfie-loving ditz constantly complimenting the superiors and getting benefits from it much to the annoyance of her other co-workers. But in reality Tsunoda is a total queen b- manipulator, who knows what she is doing and is able to wrap around her bosses on her pinky and get away with it in supreme fashion even if it means alienating herself from her co-workers. Tsunoda knows how to make her work-life easier, and lets be real that’s goal materials right there.

Most Relatable Moment: Tsunoda’s dinner with Retsuko revealing her ass-kissing techniques

Television Show you should watch if you relate to Tsunoda: Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (ABC)

4. Resasuke

AKA “space cadet”. Resasuke is the epitome of a wall flower, constantly daydreaming and blending in to his surroundings. He also doesn’t drink alcohol, with canned coffee being his go to drink and tends to miss the most obvious things even if it hits him across the face. But beneath all that social-awkwardness is a heart of gold, like when he helped out Retsuko after being a drunken mess one night and is able to express himself better by communicating online than in real life. Even though Resasuke has a hard time expressing himself he does have personal hobbies of his own like his love for plants. Sometimes people aren’t built for intimate relationships and that’s a-ok.

Most Relatable Moment: Spacing out so hard that he misses his stop to work on the train

Television Show you should watch if you relate to Resasuke: Lost in Space (Netflix)

3. Gori

Alongside her partner in crime, Washimi is one of the few higher up women in the trading firm Retsuko works at being the director of marketing. Gori is an incredible hardworker and talented but on the inside is surprisingly insecure about her physical appearance and her love life. She is a helpless romantic, often curious about other people’s love life and is also shy too not knowing what to say when trying to make new friends. But Gori tries to persevere through all of that becoming a yoga queen and is very accepting of different people’s quirks.

Most Relatable Moment: Becoming literal stone after a breakup and wanting to sleep at Retsuko’s place for the night in fear of being alone for the night

Television Show you should watch if you relate to Gori: GLOW (Netflix)

2. Retsuko

Single, 25 years old female, Scorpio, blood type A. We all have a little bit of Restuko within ourselves, living a mundane work life with shitty bosses trying to get by in life. She does have the tendency of being a little clumsy messing up tasks around the office but other than that is a determined worker. But sometimes her determination has different ideas like trying to escape her office life as fast as possible even considering at one point getting hitched to someone of a higher status so she would never have to work again. Retsuko has a unique way of releasing all her anger through the form of death metal being her one passion and carrying around her trusted mic everywhere. We’re all rooting for you Retsuko to live your best life.

Most Relatable Moment: Daydreaming of a potential future career to the point she is looking up how to quit her job at work

Television Show you should watch if you relate to Retsuko: The Good Place (NBC)

1. Fenneko

Probably the #1 character most people on ONTD can relate too. Fenneko is very sarcastic and is a fan of dark humor sometimes going to morbid places just to mess with others. She is also super perceptive using the power of social media to deduce anyone’s personality or finding out any secrets making her the type of person you don’t want to mess with. Above all that, she is loyal and protective of her close friends Retsuko and Haida helping them out in different ways. She does have the tendency though to sometime where her personality on her sleeve especially when it comes to other co-workers she loathes like Tsunoda. Also Fenneko has an amazing laugh.



Most Relatable Moment: Finding out Retsuko has been taking yoga through convoluted social media methods

Television Show you should watch if you relate to Fenneko: Daria (MTV)



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Please watch Aggretsuko if you can! There are only ten fifteen minute long episodes so its short and sweet. What was the most relatable Aggrestuko moment for you?

Khloé Keéps Kheatér!

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Kompton Khlo$ don't love herself and stays with her cheating ass baby daddy. “Khloé seems happy,” kris a source says. “She loves being a mom. She's focused on keeping her family together. She seems okay with Tristan there's no talk of a split.” Khlo$ is set to spend mother's day with her baby Trué in Klevéland.

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it's playoff season khlo$ do you really wanna open your goggle alert and see your man creeping again?!
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Every Charlize Theron Performance, Ranked From Worst to Best

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38. 15 Minutes (2001)

About: When Eastern European criminals Oleg and Emil come to New York City to pick up their share of a heist score, Oleg steals a video camera and starts filming their activities, both legal and illegal. When they learn how the American media circus can make a remorseless killer look like the victim and make them rich, they target media-savvy NYPD Homicide Detective Eddie Flemming and media-naive FDNY Fire Marshal Jordy Warsaw, the cops investigating their murder and torching of their former criminal partner, filming everything to sell to the local tabloid TV show "Top Story."

20. Prometheus (2012)

About: Ridley Scott, director of Alien and Blade Runner, returns to the genre he helped define. With Prometheus, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

11. The Italian Job (2003)

About: Led by John Bridger and Charlie Croker a team is assembled for one last heist to steal $35 million in gold bars from a heavily guarded safe in Venice, Italy. After successfully pulling off the heist, a team member, Steve (Edward Norton), driven by greed and jealousy, arranges to take the gold for himself and eliminate the remaining members of the group. Thinking the team dead, he returns to L.A. with the gold. Charlie and the survivors of this betrayal follow Steve L.A. to exact revenge against the traitor. Charlie enlists the help of John Bridger's daughter, Stella - a professional safe cracker, to get revenge. With Stella and the hacking skills of Lyle, the explosives skills of "Left Ear" (Yasiin Bey), and the driving skills of "Handsome" Rob this new team plans and executes a daring heist that weaves through the freeways and subways of L.A.

4. Young Adult (2011)

About: Charlize Theron plays Mavis Gary, a writer of teen literature who returns to her small hometown to relive her glory days and attempt to reclaim her happily married high school sweetheart (Patrick Wilson). When returning home proves more difficult than she thought, Mavis forms an unusual bond with a former classmate (Patton Oswalt) who hasn't quite gotten over high school, either.

1. Monster (2003)

About: The true story of serial killer Aileen Wuornos who was convicted of luring men to their death and eventually executed in 2002. In 1989, she was working as a prostitute and finally makes a friend when she meets and begins a relationship with a young woman, Selby. Determined to straighten out her life, she tries to find legitimate work but with little education and limited social skills, she fails at every turn. She starts working as a hooker hitching rides along the local interstate highway and after robbing a few clients has an encounter with a vicious client whom she kills in self-defense. After that however she just takes to killing clients taking their money and car. Once arrested she claims self-defense but is eventually convicted.

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what's your favorite Charlize Theron movie??

Jenna Dewan Teams with Andy Fickman on Musical Rom-Com Roomies

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Jenna Dewan will star and produce the music-driven romantic comedy Roomies, to be directed by Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2's Andy Fickman. The film is based on the Christina Lauren book by the same name, which is about a woman who marries an illegal immigrant in order to keep him in the country and help him get his dream job of starring in a Broadway musical. The story follows the couple as their marriage of convenience evolves from awkward roommates to besotted lovers.

Meanwhile, Dewan's soon-to-be ex-husband is posting screenshots of women sliding into his DMs.
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ONTD ORIGINAL: A look back at our favorite The-N shows!

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For young millennials, The-N was THE channel we all grew up watching. It broadcasted all of the teen shows that related to our adolescent struggles. The-N understood who we really were inside. Nostalgia is all the rage these days, so here's a list of teen shows that dominated our Friday nights in the early-mid 2000s!

Instant Star (2004-2008)




16-year-old Jude Harrison wins an American Idol-esque talent competition called "Instant Star". The show follows her life as she evolves into a bonafide rockstar, falls in love with bad boy ex-boyband member and producer, Tommy Quincy (b.k.a. Lil Tommy Q) , and tries to balance her normal teenaged life and her newfound fame. It was canceled after 4 seasons due to lack of funding from the channel (and I will never forgive them for that rushed ending). The show features a teenaged Tatiana Masley in its final season and has some of the best soundtracks of all TV shows EVER. Even the Backstreet Boys covered one of the songs on their album "Unbreakable" [Japanese edition].







Backstreet Boys cover


South of Nowhere (2005-2008)




A religious family of 5 moves from Ohio to California. The series focuses on the high school drama of siblings Spencer, Clay and Glen, as well as their parents and the difficulties of moving from a small conservative town to glamorous and liberal South California. Similar to Degrassi: The Next Generation, South of Nowhere was praised for dealing with controversial issues affecting teens such as addiction, sexuality and teen pregnancies.

Queen Bees (2008)


Super shit quality of the girls' intro:


The main reason why Instant Star was canceled was because The-N wanted to pour funding into reality T.V. shows. Enter Queen Bees, a show about rich girls with nasty attitudes who tried to become better people through various character-building challenges. It featured Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules fame and gave us some great gifs, courtesy of queen Shavon.





Beyond the Break (2006-2009)


Four female surfers navigate life in Hawaii while realizing their dreams to become the best pro surfers in the world. The show features a pre-Japanese potato'd Olivia Munn and Kim Kardashian's original face!



Miracle's Boys (2004-2005)




Based on the novel by Jacqueline Woodson, Pooch Hall's fine ass stars as the oldest brother of three, struggling to raise his younger siblings in pre-gentrified Harlem after their parents die. It only lasted a season but I remember it being a decent show. Any excuse to look at Pooch Hall is great tbh.

Radio Free Roscoe (2003-2006)



A group of high school students create a pirate radio station and hide behind fake identities to keep their radio personalities a secret. High school shenanigans and love triangles happen.

Girls vs. Boys (2003-2007)


A teenaged version of The Challenge: Road Rules v. Real World, except the teams were separated by gender. The teens were made to live together in a house and compete in physical challenges. In the end, whichever team had the most points split a check amongst themselves. Each season was held at a different location and featured a different cast. Lauren Collins and Jake Epstein (Paige and Craig from Degrassi: The Next Generation) joined the teams in season 2. This show has damn near been scrubbed from the Internet.

AND OF COURSE, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE MOTHER OF ALL TEEN SHOWS!

Degrassi: The Next Generation (2001-2015)




Easily the most iconic show for teenaged Millennials, Degrassi: The Next Generation dealt with every issue you can possibly imagine (puberty, racism, homophobia, school shootings, teen pregnancies, rape, etc.). The show featured a couple of actors who have blown up beyond the Canadian borders!

Drake (Jimmy Brooks)


Nina Dobrev (Mia Jones aka Mamma Mia)


Shenae Grimes (Darcy Edwards)


Craig Manning (Jake Epstein)


Other forgotten The-N shows: The Best Years, About A Girl, Whistler, O'Grady, The Assistants (featuring a young Michael B. Jordan).

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Thank you Canada

Kacey Musgraves releases music video "Butterflies"

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New music video for another single off Kacey Musgrave's 4th album, Golden Hour (available now on iTunes!)

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ontd, does it give you butterflies?

i really want her sparkly shorts. i don't have the confidence to wear the sequin bodysuit.

Ana Lily Amirpour Brings New Film ‘Blood Moon’ To Cannes

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Writer-director Ana Lily Amirpour is revealing her new film 'Blood Moon' at Cannes. It is about a young girl with special abilities who escapes from an asylum.

She described her film with “I wanted to tell a stylized fairy tale and in New Orleans you have a specific, unique place where there is so much history and this openly hedonistic debauchery that is led by pleasures of the flesh. I thought that was an interesting place to set a story about a girl who has some disturbing abilities but who isn’t acclimated in any way to society, and learns to be with people in such a chaotic place.”

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Stormy Daniels calls Roseanne an Ignorant Twat over Anal Sex Tweet

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Roseanne tried to come for Stormy Daniels through twitter but the porn star was not the one. Barr tried to dehumanize Daniel's profession as a sex worker claiming she only did anal movies. Daniels retorted with the simple fact that she did not star in anal movies by calling Barr an ignorant twat. The twitter exchange also got Patricia Arquette and Chrissy Teigen involved. Daniels came into the spotlight after being paid not to talk about her involvement with 45. 45’s new attorney Rudy Giuliani acknowledged in an interview this week that 45 had learned that his fixer/personal attorney Michael Cohen paid $130,000 to buy Daniels’ silence in the month before the 2016 election. Both 45 and Giuliani were scrambling to walk back and/or clarify Giuliani’s comments.





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The Royal Wedding Gown Designer - and Price Tag - Revealed

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A month ago, I made an ONTD post about the two British design houses considered the frontrunners to be designing Meghan Markle's gown for the royal wedding: Ralph & Russo and Erdem.

So did Markle go with Ralph & Russo's ethereal, romantic aesthetic or will she push the envelope with one of Erdem's edgier looks?


The Daily Mail reported on Friday that the gown - which cost a whopping $165,000 - has been designed by

Ralph & Russo




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Free For All Friday

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Make good choices this weekend!

Audrey Hepburn was born today in 1929.


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What is your favorite Old Hollywood movie?

How Michael B Jordan's "Killmonger" look was created

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To play Killmonger in "Black Panther," Michael B. Jordan had to be covered in 3,000 prosthetic dots. Makeup artist Joel Harlow created Killmonger's hashmarks for the movie. The FX artist designed each in a mold, which was made from a glue-like material to stick to Jordan's skin.


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First series order of the season: NBC picks up medical drama "New Amsterdam"

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Inspired by Bellevue, the oldest public hospital in America, the medical drama follows the brilliant and charming Dr. Max Goodwin (The Blacklist's Ryan Eggold), the institution’s newest medical director who sets out to tear up the bureaucracy and provide exceptional care. Goodwin must disrupt the status quo and prove he will stop at nothing to breathe new life into this understaffed, underfunded and underappreciated hospital — the only one in the world capable of treating Ebola patients, prisoners from Rikers and the president of the United States under one roof — and return it to the glory that put it on the map.

Ryan Eggold, Janet Montgomery, Tyler Labine, Jocko Sims, Freema Agyeman and Anupam Kher star.

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Sebastián Yatra - Si Quieres, Puedes (Music Video)

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Sebastián Yatra joined the Colombian beverage brand La Nuestra, to be part of the #TómatelaPorChocó campaign, that seeks to support young people in their dream of studying music with musical instruments.


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His first album 'MANTRA' also comes out on May 18 (05/18).


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Once Upon A Time series finale promo

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-Instead of letting the series have a 2hr Series finale...they are breaking it up into 2 parts airing May 11 and 18.

-The Charmings are all coming back along with characters like Belle, Cruella, and Ariel (still bitter they messed up her story and gave her nothing)

-Rumple appears to be the final big bad standing between everyone and their happy endings.

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With ONCE finally dying can WB finally get around to giving us Fables?

"Peter Rabbit 2" In development at Sony

Allison Mack Supports Cult "Master" Keith Raniere in Court

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Former Smallville actress Allison Mack was in federal court in Brooklyn today to support Keith Raniere, the leader of alleged sex cult NXIVM, as he pleaded not guilty to charges of sex trafficking. He was given a court date of October 1st.

Mack and Raniere are accused of luring unsuspecting women into NXIVM with promises of a women's group, then coercing them to be branded as "slaves" with Raniere & Mack's initials, submit to beatings and pose for nude photographs that were then used to blackmail them into silence and into having sex with Raniere.

Witnesses said that Mack stared at the floor, blinked a lot and put her hands in her mouth during today's proceedings.


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I guess I just assumed he'd be more...attractive? I suppose I didn't really expect the leader of a sex cult to look so much like my Uncle Leonard the dry cleaner.ETA: Never mind, that's apparently not him, just one of the cult's lawyers. There don't appear to be any actual photos of him from today, so the source is misleading, but here's a photo of Raniere:

Ben Barnes gives hints about his character's future on Westworld

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On Logan's "redeeming" qualities:

"For all of his douchebaggery in the first season, I wanted to make sure he was always truthful and never lying," he continues. "It was his one redeeming quality. You see that highlighted and really brought to the fore in this episode. He's someone with a mind on the future, and is quite open about things. He's also the first to be burned by it; he's the one who is sentient enough and awake enough to realize that this is it for everyone. He just doesn't have the core character to be a person who would stand up and do something about it, because he was broken by William and by himself. You'll find out later on that there are other things in his family that have broken him as well."

On what happened to Logan at the end of Season 1:

"It's not a 10-minute horse ride," Barnes says about what happened after Logan's final moments in season one, stopping short of confirming whether we'll see that aftermath in season two. "He's tied to a horse and he's slapped off into the desert, and he can't get off. He can't get out of the sun. He can't eat. He can't drink. He's been beaten. William held a mirror up to him and said, 'By the way? You're not this powerful thing you think you are. You're not untouchable. You're vulnerable and you're pathetic.' He knows that about himself deep down, I think, and for someone to say it back to him? It's not something he's capable of dealing with. Add to that what happens to him after he rides off into the desert — whatever that might be."

On playing an increasingly different character in season 2 compared to season 1:

"I felt honored that the people who make this show trusted me so much to deliver something entirely different from what was asked of me initially," he says. "They cast me to play this naughty and mischievous punk, to add a bit of fun and flavor to the proceedings while everyone's struggling with the nature of their consciousness. And then they turned around and said, 'Hey, we want to see a completely vulnerable and broken and slightly crazy version of that man. We want to scoop out the center of this person.' It was really fun to do."


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I really love the first two eps of this season so far and all of Ben's scenes in the last ep were so good.

ONTD Original: 10 Songs about eating pussy in tribute to DJ Khaled

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I should be studying for finals...but instead I spent my night finding and tweeting music videos about eating pussy to DJ Khaled after he revealed that he expects his wife to go down on him and won't return the favour (posted HERE)

1. Christina Aguilera - "Woo Hoo"

"All the boys think its cake when they taste my, You don't even need a plate, just your face ha! Licky licky yum yum what a great guy,"


2. Novel - "Peach"
"I love it when it's juicy, it's doing something to me, I could eat a peach for hours"


3. Lil Kim - "Not Tonight"
"It was somethin' about this dude I couldn't stand
Somethin' that coulda made his ass a real man
Somethin' I wanted, but I never was pushy the motherfucker never ate my pussy
I don't want dick tonight, eat my pussy right"


4. Akinyele f/Kia Jeffries - "Put It In Your Mouth"
"Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can EAT ME OUT"


5. Lil Kim f/Sisqo - "How Many Licks?"
"He ate my pussy from dark till the morning
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue"


6. Tori Amos - "Raspberry Swirl"
"If you want inside her, well boy you better make her raspberry swirl"


7. 112 - "Peaches and Cream"
"All the ladies in the house
If ya peach the ish
Put your hands in the air and represent your clit"


8. God Des and She - "Lick It"
"Spread out her lips before you kiss
You wanna make sure that you find the clit
Lick a little bit then move it all around
Lick it all over 'til you hear her make a sound"


9. Consolidated f/the Yeastie Girlz - "You Suck"
"You're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're going to have to give more than just a token lick
Well you may not like it but you better learn how"


10. Khia - "My Neck, My Back"
"My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack"




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Siren 1x08 "Being Human" promo

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-Bristol Cove mourns a loss causing Ryn to experience a new human emotion.

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