This is so easy (though deserving) to dunk on I'm actually going to rate the celeb tweets reacting to this!In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2017
The winner:
Mo Collins from MadTV:
Gonna be in the 90's in LA. Sounds like some global warming to me!! May what's left of your dick tip freeze off and land under foot, you absolute piece of fuck-shame. https://t.co/s6Zw7r9Vjk
— themocollins (@THEMOCOLLINS) December 29, 2017
Runner-up: Vinny from Jersey Shore with an important lesson in both climate modeling and not judging a book by its cover:
I think climate change is more complex than global warming will make it hotter. It has to do with disruptions of atmospheric conditions,ocean patterns, jet streams and shit like that
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) December 29, 2017
Second runner-up: Some might argue that Dictionary.com isn't a celebrity, but it's definitely a household name!
The global in #GlobalWarming means pertaining to the whole world. #ClimateChangehttps://t.co/37E30cDZVqhttps://t.co/gk7GmIJs0d
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) December 29, 2017
It's not quite as good as Mo Collins wishing for Trump's penile remainder to freeze and fall off, but it's not far behind! Chelsea Handler with a helpful suggestion for Trump:
Hey dumbass, global warming doesn’t only mean extreme heat; it means extreme weather. Hot and cold. Maybe buy a thermometer and shove it up your ass. https://t.co/wdO0t0nPiY
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 29, 2017
David Simon, creator of The Wire, decides to borrow Trump's phrasing but with a radically new context. Just like his TV show, I'm not a big fan.
In the White House, it could be DUMBEST president on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Human Intellect that our Country, but not other countries, is going to pay THROUGH THE ASS for having voted against. Die of shame! https://t.co/JHrXKLYzUE
— David Simon (@AoDespair) December 29, 2017
Darren Hayes, of the disbanded musical group Savage Garden, is from Australia, a country wracked by droughts and heat waves, is rightfully mad. But I'm not here for him calling Trump a cum dump! That's a cum-pliment!
Jeffrey Wright decides to be educational, and links to an explainer article on Scientific America. In terms of responses to Trump, it's a bit dry… but then so are many parts of the world as a result of climate change!THIS FUCKING SCIENCE ILLITERATE GOBSHITE. 99.9% of scientist have concluded global warming is the single biggest threat to humanity. But not this mangled half-shot cum dump. https://t.co/c9O9htm1lC
— Darren Hayes (@darrenhayes) December 29, 2017
For the idiots..."Why Global Warming Can Mean Harsher Winter Weather https://t.co/bieOczipqE" https://t.co/cJ3TYhDleX
— Jeffrey Wright (@jfreewright) December 29, 2017
Music video director Joseph Kahn brings up Puerto Rico for several reasons: The US territory is still suffering horrible effects from a weather disaster that was likely exarcerbated by global warming. The Trump administration has and continues to fail in its duties to the island. So this tweet has a lot of depth, just like a lot of places will be after sea levels rise!
Tom Arnold seems to be suggesting that Trump is lying for attention based on their former acquaintance. But I really think Trump believes global warming is a hoax. It's something he's repeatedly said, like when he said it was a Chinese conspiracy to ruin the US economy.Puerto Rico still needs power. https://t.co/wjNhlWPisD
— Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn) December 29, 2017
"Guardians of the Galaxy" director James Gunn has a very nice, useful and understandable analogy to help debunk Trump's tweet:Don't fall for this. I know this guy. Been to The Playboy Mansion with him & I wasn't the creepy one. He's famous for hosting a low rated reality show that was so bad I passed on it. @realdonaldtrump tweeted this nonsense because he got jealous that Roy Moore was trending. https://t.co/2azYYc61Ox
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) December 29, 2017
Legendary songwriter Diane Warren shows that her knack for expressing popular sentiments in the simplest terms:Because my Mom once bowled a strike she is the world’s greatest bowler! That strike proves it! https://t.co/Gdzr1CDv32
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) December 29, 2017
He was once a pioneer of communication, with the innovative method of drawing dicks on photos with MS Paint. But Perez Hilton has resorted to delivering the truth is a much less imaginative way with this tweet:U dumb dangerous irresponsible orange shitwad, STFU and Go the fuck away https://t.co/hYoJJ43sby
— Diane Warren (@Diane_Warren) December 29, 2017
He clearly has no scientific understanding of global warming! #Dumbasshttps://t.co/QDSRQK9nGt
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) December 29, 2017
Wil Wheaton responded to Trump's tweet with this. It's not particularly artful or anything, but it's what we're all thinking!
Goddamn you are so fucking stupid.
— Wil 'Kick the Nazis off the tweeters' Wheaton (@wilw) December 29, 2017
Dan Levy from Schitt's Creek has it covered for those of us who are feeling despondent that the most powerful man in the world is a climate change denier:
This is so dark I don’t even know what. https://t.co/zdR0ZhLFJZ
— dan levy (@danjlevy) December 29, 2017
Let's end on a classy note with this eloquent and dignified tweet from Sean Astin:
Intellectual curiosity. Knowledge of the scientific method. Due diligence. Concern for the safety and welfare of others. These are a few of my favorite things and are completely absent from malevolent Trump's skullduggery. https://t.co/Iv2bkHECqy
— Sean Astin (@SeanAstin) December 29, 2017
Sources: Trump tweet, Mo Collins tweet, Vinny Guadagnino tweet, Dictionary.com tweet, Chelsea Handler tweet, David Simon tweet, Darren Hayes tweet, Jeffrey Wright tweet, Joseph Kahn tweet, Tom Arnold tweet, James Gunn tweet, Diane Warren tweet, Perez Hilton tweet, Wil Wheaton tweet, Dan Levy tweet, Sean Astin tweet