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- 05/22/17--07:28: _ScarJo and Colin Jo...
- 05/22/17--07:49: _Lana Del Rey - Lust...
- 05/21/17--13:42: _Sasheer Zamata exit...
- 05/21/17--13:43: _Colbert on Trump, C...
- 05/21/17--14:16: _REACT: DO TEENS KNO...
- 05/21/17--14:16: _Sonam Kapoor Attend...
- 05/21/17--14:17: _Official Trailer fo...
- 05/21/17--14:49: _Kpop Group BTS Atte...
- 05/21/17--15:04: _2017 Cannes Megapos...
- 05/21/17--15:46: _Camila Cabello rehe...
- 05/21/17--15:46: _Zayn cancels his BB...
- 05/21/17--15:51: _2017 Billboard Musi...
- 05/21/17--16:57: _Ryan Adams, Metalli...
- 05/21/17--16:59: _2017 Billboard Musi...
- 05/22/17--06:29: _First reactions to ...
- 05/22/17--06:30: _Another Kpop Post: ...
- 05/22/17--06:31: _Camila Cabello - I ...
- 05/22/17--06:31: _Britmas in May! Lis...
- 05/22/17--07:25: _Skam ep 06 clip 01
- 05/22/17--07:25: _More Beyoncé Baby S...
- 05/22/17--07:28: ScarJo and Colin Jost Caught Making Out at SNL After-Party
- 05/22/17--07:49: Lana Del Rey - Lust For Life (Official Video) ft. The Weeknd
- 05/21/17--13:42: Sasheer Zamata exiting SNL
- When asked if he's grateful for all the comedic content Trump provides: “It feels like things are on fire…and I’m not a fireman. I’m a guy who dances next to the fire and says, ‘Let’s all admit this is on fire—do you think that should be on fire? Is that really something that we want to burn for fuel today?’…the hard thing is to dance close to the fire and not get burned by the fire.” When asked “What would constitute getting into the fire?” Colbert retorts, “I’d say, calling the President a cock holster.”
- When Ted Cruz was a guest, Cruz said,"I was hoping we could humanize me.", to which Colbert replied, "If you want to be humanized, don’t ever let me recognize one sentence that comes out of your mouth. Don’t go to the stump speech, and you will be a human being…And he [Cruz] says, ‘That’s hard'."
- His prediction for the future: “It seems like the best thing you could hope for is just sort of this grinding, innervating status quo that gets you to the 2018 midterm elections. And then if the Democrats have just two saltine crackers in their skull to rub together, and they can get control of either house of Congress, then you can have a serious investigation that is public…there needs to be a public coming to Jesus on what Trump means, and what we are willing to accept as governance, what we’re willing to accept as our standards. Because what’s in that pile, that fire that I’m dancing next to? It’s really our norms and our standards and our principles. Are we willing to burn everything for a golden calf who is Donald Trump? Just for vindictiveness’ sake? You know, our politics have become these pure acts of vindictiveness… People who felt like they were being treated cruelly decided to respond with an act of cruelty themselves. Donald Trump is an act of cruelty. But there needs to be a reckoning.”
- Election Night special was meant to have an 8-minute Katy Perry piece about “your new feminist overlords,” and 20 naked men boasting the “We’re with her” motto on their asses
- News of James Comey's firing broke mid-monologue; writers had 10 minutes to come up with at least 3 jokes
- He would interview anyone from the Trump administration except Kellyanne Conway
- Would like to interview Melania
- Was delighted to be publicly called out by Trump; "it surprised me that he would throw me such a bag of coins.”
- Does not think Hillary Clinton should return to public life yet since she'll just "galvanize Republicans to have a common enemy when they’re tearing themselves apart publicly.”
- 05/21/17--14:16: REACT: DO TEENS KNOW 90s MUSIC? #5
- 05/21/17--14:16: Sonam Kapoor Attends the Cannes Film Festival
- 05/21/17--14:49: Kpop Group BTS Attends the BBMAs!
- 05/21/17--15:04: 2017 Cannes Megapost - Day 4
- 05/21/17--15:46: Camila Cabello rehearsal for BBMA performance leaks
- 05/21/17--15:46: Zayn cancels his BBMA appearance, says he has new music in store
- 05/21/17--15:51: 2017 Billboard Music Awards: ARRIVALS POST
- 05/21/17--16:59: 2017 Billboard Music Awards: VIEWING POST
- 05/22/17--06:29: First reactions to Twin Peaks
- 05/22/17--06:30: Another Kpop Post: Seventeen,Got7,iKON
- 05/22/17--06:31: Camila Cabello - I Have Questions - Encore BBMA 2017
- 05/22/17--06:31: Britmas in May! Listen to Britney's "Take Off"
- 05/22/17--07:25: Skam ep 06 clip 01
- 05/22/17--07:25: More Beyoncé Baby Shower Pics.
EXCLUSIVE: ScarJo was caught making out with Colin Jost at "SNL's" after-party https://t.co/naC5SjTvWM— Page Six (@PageSix) May 22, 2017
- Colin Jost is the head writer for Saturday Night Live
- ScarJo had a brief cameo on last Saturday's show as Ivanka Trump during the cold open
- Apparently it got "hot and heavy" (lol)
Who would be your perfect "making out at an after-party" date? Does anyone even watch SNL anymore?
*Sasheer Zamata is the third cast member to announce their exit this week, following Vanessa Bayer and Bobby Moynihan
*was with the show for 4 seasons
On Saturday, Stephen Colbert was interviewed as part of the Vulture Festival:
Bollywood actress and fashionista Sonam Kapoor walked the red carpet today at the 2017 Cannes Film Festival. Sonam is there as a L'Oreal Paris global ambassador, and is one of three Bollywood stars who are ambassadors (Deepika Padukone and Aishwarya Rai being the other two) for the company. She wore a dress by Elie Saab for the red carpet, and she also donned a sari at the L'Oreal Paris beach studio the previous day.
ICYMI, I also made a post about Deepika Padukone here and also one for Aishwarya Rai here
Directed by Josh and Benny Safdie (Heaven Knows What)
Cast: Robert Pattinson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Barkhad Abdi
Music: The Pure And The Damned" by Oneohtrix Point Never feat. Iggy Pop
Just in case you missed Jaime King's post about FKATwigs and Robert Pattinson... She deleted her post after being harassed by nutheads. 😬 pic.twitter.com/OyVqTzcp58— 🌹 Dudette Posts 🌹 (@DudettePosts) 18 May 2017
Rob and FKA twigs being cute on his birthday
Robert e FKA Twigs. pic.twitter.com/8IsWkvHRTc— Robert Pattinson BR (@RobPattzBrasil) 14 May 2017
New project: Two-part film directed by Joanna Hogg, executive-produced by Martin Scorsese, starring Robert Pattinson, Ariane Labed, Tom Burke, Richard Ayoade
Arriving at Las Vegas!
Scoping out Their Seats!
Meeting the Chainsmokers!
BTS Fans Waiting by the Red (Magenta) Carpet!
Meanwhile, YG is still trying to bribe his way into Western Relevance!
giiirl should have pushed 2NE1 in America while you had the chance
BMAS official TwitterBBMA 2
The Softie Suga
ONTD are you excited to see a Kpop group at the BBMAs or are you one of the salties that are trying to downplay it but would gladly lose your shit if it were your Kpop faves in their position?
THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES (NEW AND SELECTED) DE | BY NOAH BAUMBACH
LE REDOUTABLE [REDOUBTABLE] DE | BY MICHEL HAZANAVICIUS
Un Certain Regard:
SANPO SURU SHINRYAKUSHA [BEFORE WE VANISH] | BY KIYOSHI KUROSAWA
FORTUNATA | BY SERGIO CASTELLITTO
Out of Competition:
HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS AT PARTIES | BY JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL
CARRÉ 35 | BY ÉRIC CARAVACA
KEUL-LE-EO-UI KA-ME-LA [CLAIRE'S CAMERA] | BY HONG SANGSOO
NAPALM | BY CLAUDE LANZMANN
AK-NYEO DE | BY JUNG BYUNG-GIL
’Redoubtable (Le Redoutable)’
The director of The Artist takes on the French New Wave in Le Redoutable https://t.co/rpDbPxou8i— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) May 21, 2017
LE REDOUTABLE: Godard who fucks, and is a basic bitch. Why? #Cannes2017— ManiFesto Lazic (@ManiLazic) May 20, 2017
REDOUTABLE. Utterly trivial. Essentially Woody Allen's Carry on Up the Godard. I really liked it. Many will be furious. #Cannes2017— Donald Clarke (@DonaldClarke63) May 20, 2017
I saw 2 films @cannes today portraying JL Godard as an asshole. Agnes Varda's is better than Redoutable, based on Anne Wiazemsky's novel.— Anne Thompson (@akstanwyck) May 20, 2017
'The Meyerowitz Stories'
MEYEROWITZ STORIES: Noah Baumbach made a Kore-Eda movie and it's as sweet and prickly and sad as you might expect #Cannes2017— Emily Yoshida (@emilyyoshida) May 21, 2017
THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES romanticizes failure in ways that are truly detrimental to our health. I love this movie to pieces. #cannes2017— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) May 21, 2017
’Redoubtable (Le Redoutable)' Premiere
Berenice Bejo, The Hotness and Stacy Martin
Gregory Gadebois, Misha Lescot, Louis Garrel, Berenice Bejo, director Michel Hazanavicius and Stacy Martin
'The Meyerowitz Stories' Premiere
Agnes Jaoui, Jessica Chastain, Maren Ade
George Mckay and Anna Taylor-Joy
Charlotte Gainsbourg, Yvan Attal
Mary J. Blige
'How To Talk To Girls At Parties' Premiere
Nicole Kidman, John Cameron Mitchell, Elle Fanning, Alex Sharp, Neil Gaiman and guest
Actor Pyuhei Matsuda, director Kiyoshi Kurosawa from “Before We Vanish”
South Korean actor Jeong Jin-young, South Korean actress Kim Min-hee, French actress Isabelle Huppert, South Korean director Hong Sang-soo and French director and producer Claire Denis arrive on May 21, 2017 for the screening of ‘Claire’s Camera’
Photographer Iris van der Waard (R) and French director Claude Lanzmann (C) arrive on May 21, 2017 for the screening of the film ‘Napalm'
'The Meyerowitz Stories' Photocall - Emma Thompson, US director Noah Baumbach, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, Adam Sandler and Ted Sarandos
'Redoubtable (Le Redoutable)' Photocall - Stacy Martin, Berenice Bejo
'Redoubtable (Le Redoutable)' Photocall - Stacy Martin, Louis Garrel, Berenice Bejo, Michel Hazanavicius
'Before We Vanish (Sanpo Soru Shinryakusha)' Photocall - Ryuhei Matsuda and director Kiyoshi Kurosawa
'Fortunata' Photocall - Actress Jasmine Trinca, Nicole Centanni, Director Sergio Castellitto and Screenwriter Margaret Mazzantini
'How To Talk To Girls At Parties' Photocall - Elle Fanning
'How To Talk To Girls At Parties' Photocall - Neil Gaiman, Aj Lewis, Alex Sharp, Elle Fanning, John Cameron Mitchell and Sandy Powell
'Claire's Camera (Keul-Le-Eo-Ui-Ka-Me-La)' Photocall - Minhee Kim, Isabelle Huppert, Hong Sangsoo
'Napalm' Photocall - Caroline Champetier, Camille Lotteau, Francois Margolin, director Claude Lanzmann and Iris van der Waard
Brittany Snow Opens The AmPAv
Vanity Fair and HBO Dinner Celebrating the Cannes Film Festival
Mary J. Blige
Ben Stiller, Clint Eastwood
Vanity Fair And Chopard Party
Will Smith, Mary J. Blige
Tilda Swinton, Bong Joon-ho
Caroline Scheufele, Naomi Campbell
Arizona Muse, Petra Nemcova, Isabeli Fontana
Source: Getty | Twitter (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
part 2 is coming
Can't make it to the #BBMAs tonight and know I've been away for a bit .. Finishing up these new songs for you. Be back soon 😏— zayn (@zaynmalik) May 21, 2017
Zayn cancelled his appearance via Twitter but more importantly, is there any one watching Billboard Music Awards ?
Idgi, winners are announced upfront ?
Peep the rest in the comments!
Drop streams for your fellow ONTD'ers!
the general feeling towards this season: nobody knows what the fuck is going on
Thoughts on Twin Peaks?
Seventeen - Don't Wanna Cry(giving you chainsmokers vibes)
GOT7- My Swagger
iKON- Bling Bling
Are you happy with this sausage fest ONTD?
or are you waiting on Sistar to come save KPOP at the end of the month?
karla had to learn some parts of the song backwards.
she has so much dedication.
Camila singing her adlibs backwards is so entertaining to watch omfg i love her pic.twitter.com/Uqpjig0UJp— kim (@captaincabello) May 21, 2017
source / source2
do you have questions?
Who says Christmas comes only once a year? This week we were blessed with a new leak from Britney's extensive unreleased catalogue. The track is called Take Off and was recorded at the same time as Mona Lisa (2004).
SKAM S04E06 Clip 1por skamenglish
There's also a download link at the source.
Sorry, I'm at work and just wanted to do a quick post to see if anyone else is witnessing the mess going on with these girls. This show is killing me, I love how good it is, how much it breaks my heart that this is actually real life for so many people, but at the same time I just want everything to be fixed.