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Oh No They Didn't! - LiveJournal.com

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    From the Press Release:
    Crystal Lake Entertainment announces the acquisition of The Elevator Game, which is inspired by the Elisa Lam story and written by horror scribe Nicole Jones-Dion (Stasis, They Found Hell). Crystal Lake’s Sean S. Cunningham will be executive producer on the film to be shot in Los Angeles in September. Jones-Dion will direct from her original screenplay.

    Jones-Dion describes The Elevator Game as a unique thriller that has ties to the infamous Elisa Lam story.

    The Elevator Game was originated in Korea and Japan and went on to gain worldwide notoriety online when it was blamed for the mysterious death of Lam – a young woman who was found drowned in a sealed water tank on top of the Cecil Hotel in downtown Los Angeles.


    Synopsis:
    Leila had never heard of the Elevator Game until her younger sister, Mandy, went missing. Security camera footage showed Mandy entering an elevator in a decrepit old hotel downtown… and never coming back out.

    When the police investigation into Mandy’s disappearance runs cold, Leila takes matters in her own hands. The internet has stories of people disappearing after playing something called “The Elevator Game.” Some think it’s an urban legend, others swear it’s true.

    Buried in the darkest corners of the Internet are the rules for one of the world’s most dangerous games. According to the Game, if you enter an elevator and press the buttons in a certain sequence, you will be transported to another dimension in the spirit plane… the Otherworld. There you may be granted your deepest secret desire or you may find death and damnation.

    Convinced her sister is trapped in the Otherworld, the only way for Leila to save her lost sister is to play the Elevator Game herself. But the Game comes with a steep price. Some players have lost their lives… others their souls. If Leila isn’t careful, she might lose both.


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    For the numerous ONTD Barba fans, let me warn you that this is NOT the episode with the hacker who reveals Barba's secret. That will air in two weeks.

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    Includes murdering all of his children, torturing Nuke and driving him insane.

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    Not included: gutting Rachel Summers to stop her from killing Selene, killing Mystique when she was trying to warn him about said plot to murder his children, betraying the X-Men for the Avengers in AVX, and just being a self-righteous hypocritical dick in general.


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    Messy but funny. Some celebrities really do involve themselves in stan Twitter antics. Which cover did you like more ONTD?

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    A new trailer is to be released on Saturday, US Time.

    Two new posters have been released as well!




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    I am so excited omg.


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  • 03/23/17--08:10: CBS announces renewals!




  • CBS has renewed Hawaii Five-0, Bull, Blue Bloods, Life in Pieces, NCIS: LA, NCIS: New Orleans, Madam Secretary, Mom, Scorpion, Superior Donuts, Man With A Plan, MacGyver, and Kevin Can Wait.

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    Today's hosts: Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sara Haines, Sunny Hostin, Jedediah Bila

    Today's HOT topics:
    The hosts talk with Adam Schiff (D-CA) after yesterday's Nunes debacle. For those that didn't know what happened, Devin Nunes (R-CA) made two press conferences yesterday afternoon whom revealed that he saw intercepts (not in his possession) with masked names in it. The kicker in regards to this is that the masked names were easily identifiable even though they were masked. He did not report his findings to House Intelligence Committee but reported about it to Paul Ryan and 45. The intercepts were from the time period during the transition for the President-Elect.

    The panel calls out CBS's The Talk for not properly pronouncing Jedediah Bila and Sara Haines' names when announcing that The View received Daytime Emmy nominations. The View is up for Outstanding Entertainment Talk Show Hosts and Outstanding Entertainment Talk Show.






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    -legion of doom has re-written reality with the spear of destiny


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    WARNING : Major Spoilers for Ep. 1 and 2


    Javier struggles to find a role in his newly reunited family. Meanwhile, tension within the walls of Richmond grow. Will Clementine and the rest of the group turn against Javier? It may be time to choose between the family you’re born into and the family you've made.


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    Finally! Been waiting for the next episode for a while now. Anyone else playing? What choices did you make in Ep. 1 and 2? While I'm invested in this new season, I'm still pretty damn upset over the bullshit way they decided to wrap up your choices from Season 2... Also, videogame post? What are you all playing right now =)?

    Spoiler-tag for those who need it!


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    The Handmaid’s Tale is the story of life in the dystopia of Gilead, a totalitarian society in what was formerly part of the United States. Facing environmental disasters and a plunging birthrate, Gilead is ruled by a fundamentalist regime that treats women as property of the state. As one of the few remaining fertile women, Offred (Elisabeth Moss) is a Handmaid in the Commander’s household, one of the caste of women forced into sexual servitude as a last desperate attempt to repopulate a devastated world. In this terrifying society where one wrong word could end her life, Offred navigates between Commanders, their cruel Wives, domestic Marthas, and her fellow Handmaids – where anyone could be a spy for Gilead – all with one goal: to survive and find the daughter that was taken from her.

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  • 03/23/17--10:03: ONTD Roundup
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  • 03/23/17--17:40: Real Housewives/VPR Roundup















  • Previously







    NOPE! She is just getting her own reality show! Centering around aspiring models and their momagers, Yolanda will put them through the hoops to see if they have what it takes to become IMGs next top model...and momager.



    Bravo did NOT let Gizelle use THE SAME EXACT tagline from last year?!




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    Do you own your shit ONTD?

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    It's official. Amy Schumer will no longer be playing Barbie. Earlier this evening Schumer issued the following statement to Variety confirming her departure from the film.

    “Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts,” she said. “The film has so much promise, and Sony and Mattel have been great partners. I’m bummed, but look forward to seeing Barbie on the big screen.”

    The film, which is about the main character getting kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough and ending up in the real world, is still moving forward without Schumer. A spokesperson for Sony said that they respect Schumer's decision and that new casting information will be coming soon.

    Reportedly Schumer had polished up the script as well. There's no word yet if they are going to keep any of her changes.

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    Toy Story 3 Barbie remains the best version of Barbie.

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    “L.O.V.E.” is the latest from Brooklyn singer/songwriter Xenia Rubinos following her brilliant sophomore album Black Terry Cat. The video channels being ecstatically in love and sees Xenia dancing around NY. Rubinos said her video was inspired by the Black Joy Project, an online movement to spread pictures of black people in uplifting and positive situations.



    Source. BlackTerryCat. TheBlackJoyProject.

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    During the press tour, Riz Ahmed kept recounting the story of how he spammed Rogue One's director with 14 different auditions for the part of Bodhi Rook. Director Gareth Edwards eventually replied and told Riz to stop sending him videos. Riz thought he lost the part for sure. You can see a clip of his auditions at the source! It will also be available on the Rogue One Digital HD and Blu-ray.

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    When I think anal, I think Gwyneth Paltrow. And no, I don't mean anal as in she seems like she would throw away an otherwise perfectly good white truffle because it wasn't filleted properly. I mean anal as in sex. As in, the thing that people who don't spend their entire day on ONTD have. As in, what happens when a mommy and daddy love each other very, very much, but daddy just craves male energy on occasion. As in, the Republican-approved contraceptive alternative to abstinence. As in, sticking your d in a b. You get it. And now that she's moved on from Chris Coldplay, apparently so does Gwynnie! Which is why she dedicated this month's goop e-newsletter to the very subject. So get your lube and your b-hole bleach ready cuz we are about to learn all about how Gwyneth Paltrow gets fucked in the ass!

    Now, included in this month's enewsletter, is an admittedly interesting Q&A with research psychoanalyst and author Paul Joannides, Psy.D., which you can read here. But let's be real, who the fuck cares about what Gwyneth is saying? We wanna know what she's selling! After all, how are middle-aged women to experience their final perimenopausal climax to the tune of Zayn and an expired jar of light mayonnaise crowing over Dakota Not Fanning getting flogged without the proper anal accouterments?

    Now, while Gwyneth claims to not care about the haters, there is a now a proverbial dollar tree menagerie of discount items available via the goop store. But I don't care about her attempt to placate the huddled masses, not in Trump's America! Today, we are only going to review the platinum-plated nipple clamps and the pure ivory dildos. So strap in and strap on cuz it's about to get hella vanilla up in our hella flat asses.

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    I've always said that the problem with cock rings is that they just are ergonomic enough. Luckily, Gwynnie the Goop has come through with the most delicious little Velv'Or solid silver cock socket. Regular diamond rings are for the poors. The JCobra comes with or without a 8 mm White or Black Pearl and pave set diamonds. So, if your lover simply can't hold out when thinking about the stacks on stacks on stacks he stands to inherit when you meet your untimely demise on St. Tropez yacht, this is the ring for you.

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    Are you sexless little freak of the weeks still complaining about your student loans and how much your sophomore chem book cost? Well, keep on crying into your quesarito loser cuz you'll never own this $1,200 limited edition Madonna Sex book rip-off about some bitch named Olga. Now, if you know who Olga is and she's some sex-positive, feminist, cultural icon, keep that shit to yourself, I do not care. The only things that turn me on my bank account statement, the pathetic state of Cate Blanchette's post-Oscar career, and my 2001 Ford Taurus sedan.

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    I consider myself a minimalist, which is why I can only achieve orgasm on perfectly cylindrical spheres made of solid sterling silver. So, these Betony Vernon Double Sphere Massage Rings are so, like, SO, my anal aesthetic.

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    So often I look at dear friends of mine, like Countess Luann de Lesseps or Vegan Chef de Cuisine Chloe Coscarelli or Fergie, and think to myself "my God woman, get your pelvic floor together!" Which is why I am currently having my assistant purchase these Elvie Pelvic Floor Exercise Trackers in bulk. I am going to be checking my vaginal Fit Bit ("ClitBit") like a middle-aged mother of three in a Weight Watchers competition at the office. All you have to do is shove this metal tamp in your puss and suddenly you've got the vajine of Jenner.

    Honorable unmentionables:
    Betony Vernon
    MARABOU PLEASURE PUFF RING
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    MINI CUFF + SADO-CHIC CHAIN MINI + O'R MINI
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    While speaking at the Sun Valley Film Festival in Idaho last weekend, Ratner said this:

    “The worst thing that we have in today’s movie culture is Rotten Tomatoes. I think it’s the destruction of our business. I have such respect and admiration for film criticism. When I was growing up film criticism was a real art… You would read Pauline’s Kael’s reviews, or some others, and that doesn’t exist anymore. Now it’s about a number. A compounded number of how many positives vs. negatives. Now it’s about, ‘What’s your Rotten Tomatoes score?’ And that’s sad, because the Rotten Tomatoes score was so low on Batman v. Superman I think it put a cloud over a movie that was incredibly successful. People don’t realize what goes into making a movie like that… It’s just insane, it’s hurting the business… In Middle America it’s, ‘Oh, it’s a low Rotten Tomatoes score so I’m not going to go see it because it must suck.’ But that number is an aggregate and one that nobody can figure out exactly what it means, and it’s not always correct. I’ve seen some great movies with really abysmal Rotten Tomatoes scores. What’s sad is film criticism has disappeared.”

    Rotten Tomatoes rep Jeff Voris responded:
    “At Rotten Tomatoes, we completely agree that film criticism is valuable and important, and we’re making it easier than it has ever been for fans to access potentially hundreds of professional reviews for a given film or TV show in one place. The Tomatometer score, which is the percentage of positive reviews published by professional critics, has become a useful decision-making tool for fans, but we believe it’s just a starting point for them to begin discussing, debating and sharing their own opinions.”

    more of Ratner's thoughts on RT @ the 1st source

    Do you agree ONTD?
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    It all began with a tweet from the director Xavier Dolan (It's Only the End of the World, Mommy) to the actress Jessica Chastain (The Zookeeper's Wife, Miss Sloane) back in 2015.



    Someone with a lot of time on their hands photoshopped a picture of Sebastian Stan and Dolan together and tweeted it at him, which he retweeted to Chastain.


    Then a year and half later, Chastain posts the picture on her Instagram to wish Dolan a happy birthday.



    Sebastian Stan must have finally been made aware of Dolan's stanning, because he commented on Jessica's Instagram post.



    Dolan then shamelessly flirts with Sebastian in reply.



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    obligatory gif for all xavier dolan posts

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