Why Carly Rae Jepsen is the Queen of Pop![799043626_1448793]( "799043626_1448793")
You may find yourself asking, why are the ontd gorls always standing and stannin and going in and on about this carly rae sis bit, well bitch, im about to educate the bits a bit, but be warned, ..... if you dont like pop music, don't come in, don't try and make sense out of something you don't want cysts
anyway, back to the true music gorls, here's why you should accept carly rae as your pop queen
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Carlena Chelle Rae JepsenAge: 30
bitch white dont crack, lemme tell the gorls something, if youre white sis, mind ur business and u will age just fine, take note of carly looking all of 14 bit giving the gorls pre-pubescence, giving the gorls gerber baby, only the kween, now if u dressing up as a native for halloween or only dating black guys because reasons or u have a gay best friend but u treat him like an accesory or u dont pay ur taxes and ur #ffffff, sis .. ur just asking for it
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Born in Mission, Vancouver, British Columbia(idk why the canadian gurls have to have like here comma, region comma like sis we get it)
anyway, the new shania tbh, whereas shania was mutt langes puppet, carly is ha own puppet, suddenly the koons is puppetry
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Activism: Gay Rights per ha wikipedia
Carlgbtqy Rae Jepsen tbh
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anyway lets get down to it
Honorable Mentionsget into ca(rih) rae jepsen giving the gorls GGGB
carly giving demure
5 The Knocks ft Carly Rae Jepsen - "Love Me Like That"this song just came out but tbh it was a slight tug at the gorls scalps, the knocks play background to carlegends powerhouse aretha vocals and booming chorus, only the kween upstaging the original performers on their own song
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☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆4 I Didn't Just Come Here To Dancenn this bit, carly is giving begging and pleading, dj play this bitches song, carly serves the usual powerhouse vocal, dance remix built into the original song, queen of billbaord dance chart, inventor of gays, when u gorls talk about taylor and demi and the cysts servin bops those arent bops, THIS bitch, is a bop, like this is the dictionary definition of a bop, live it learn it
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☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆3 Turn Me Upok carly is giving the gurls breakup, heartache, i mean if the gurls say carly is kidz bop bitch its true, carly fans embrace that, she's giving u INNOCENCE, not every song is about sniffing poppers and shit, carly is delivering pure bops, turn me up is preeminent carly its carly at her best, its clear, crystal clear, sparkly, fun bop, this is dj tanner pop bitch get INTO ha, this THIS is a bop, and how u know that? because it was hard af for me to put this at #3 cause this is my favorite carly jawn but i had to serve the gorls the truth about her bopography
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☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆2 Gimme Lovebitch, ....... bitch ....................... bitch ......... bitchhhhh
how dar u tbh, its like honestly, how dare u serve me a pop chorus like this, im still, i cant i mean, bitch, bitchhhhh, im paying $35 to see ha on tour for this single song, like this is how u know this 30 yr old is a star, a true, legend, icon, our carly simon, i mean the sweater on the cover is iconic, there are no words for where this is on the bop richter scale
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☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆1 Tiny Little Bowsi wanna let you gorls know one thing
THIS, is the literal, the LITERAL definition of a bop
fun, uptempo, shes naming cities, shes giving up above 110 bpm, shes giving u sweet valley high, she's giving u music the gorls (deena martin) in fear street would listen to, the pop gorls always try the 80s gorls and never can come thru correctly it always sounds like a ripoff, carly gives u 80s, inspired, bitch, shes giving u student of pop music
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☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆Favorite Carly Songs/Moments/Fashion/Perfomances
Have you accepted Carly Rae as your new pop queen?
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