In honor of Kristen Stewart's latest word vomit on diversity in Hollywood, here is a look back at some of her most profound and intellectual ramblings over the years. Grab a bowl and get ready to get overwhelmed with knowledge by one of the best minds of her generation, ONTD.
1. Kristen Stewart on Hollywood diversity: "Do something" instead of complaining
7. On beauty campaigns
"I would never work with people who aren't really creative and aren't committed to what they do," the actress told German Glamour. "For example, I would never do a make-up campaign, even though the [final] photos with me would probably look good. Thank you, but it doesn't interest me." She would then went on to star in Balenciaga and Chanel's ads.
Today, she was announced as the new face of the new Chanel make-up campaign.
She of the eternal smoky eye. Kristen Stewart, is chosen as the new face of @CHANEL Make-up https://t.co/wmoiyOXnTIpic.twitter.com/xvErbVnP2I
— VOGUE.CO.UK (@BritishVogue) February 2, 2016
8. On her parents
“My parents are really working class. They make movies." Stewart's parents are in the industry, she became a child actor through their connections. She then got the Twilight role because her boyfriend at the time was doing a movie with Catherine Hardwicke, director of the first Twilight movie, who introduced them.
9. On driving to Russia from London
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During an interview with David Letterman in 2008, Kstew told Letterman what she was planning to do after being done promoting Twilight: “I’m not sure if we end up in London or Berlin but wherever we end up, I’m going to drive to Russia!” David replies, “I hope it’s Berlin, then.”
10. On her height
“I'm 5'6″. I feel like I should be taller. I feel like I'm smaller than my mental stature. I should be 5'10”. 5'10” would be very good.”
11. On how her teachers failed her
“School became genuinely uncomfortable,” she says.“I was feeling a little self-conscious about the acting thing with my peers, but also my teachers became a problem. They didn’t want to do the extra work or put packages together so I could keep up while away. They failed me. My teachers failed me. Not one, but all of them. my teachers became a problem. They didn’t want to do the extra work or put packages together so I could keep up while away. I'm always slightly ashamed in a way, about what I do. I'm slightly embarrassed as I had such serious ambitions when I was younger, I just never imagined that I would ever have a reason not go to school. But then this happened.”
12. On then-boyfriend Robert Pattinson's love of licking her armpits
"'My God, I'm so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he was here now. I think I want to have his babies. God, I miss him. I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don’t you think it’s the whole point?' The journalist wrote at the end of this quote, said about a month before Stewart's cheating scandal: "Looking back, the exchange still feels surreal. It took place just three weeks before those incriminating pictures were allegedly taken. Was she even talking about Pattinson? Was she having on me? Who knows?"
13. Her #iconic apology after being caught cheating with married director Rupert Sanders
"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry."
awkward
Bonus: her poetry
My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole
I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly... ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
...I'll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.
And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He's speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I'm drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine...
praying she #blesses kanye's WAVES with her poetry #genius
ontd, are you as deep and smart as kstew is?don't forget to go see her in her next movie directed by woody allen in theaters later this year!
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