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    I'M ACTUALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW

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    Tom Hiddleston wears the sharpest business suits of the season

    Our new mantra for office attire this fall is: Be aggressive. So go full tilt in one of these chalk-striped business suits, like ultra-versatile actor Tom Hiddleston, he of villainous Thor fame—and now, a turn as Hank Williams


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    2. They come in single- or double-breasted versions. (The double-breasted one will provoke twice as many double takes.)

    3. They pop harder with timeless business-guy gear like a badass watch, a briefcase, and an umbrella.



    4. You can wear chalk stripes with sneakers, too, making your transition to the gym that much easier.

    5. Chalk stripes work best on heavyweight winter suits like this flannel. As it gets chilly, just add a sweater (and leave the topcoat at home).



    6. The lines have gotten thicker. Wearing stripes this bold projects major confidence. And in business, what’s more important than that?

    7. Yes, you can wear stripes with patterned shirts and ties. Just make sure all the patterns aren’t the same scale.



    8. The overarching look is classic, but the details—from the small collar to the skinny tie and tie bar—can only be fall 2015. Also, note the cool interplay between the spots on the tie and the chalky stripes on the suit.



    9. Stripes go with stripes. So when you’re reaching for a tie in the morning, you’re safe with either horizontal or diagonal.

    10. These suits look best with the top button fastened, even when you’re on the move. Now go get yourself a promotion already.

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    So ONTD, men in suits: hot or insanely hot?

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  • 10/18/15--10:39: Amy Schumer Talks Cum



  • ONTD's fave Amy Schumer aired a comedy special on HBO last nite that included an ode to -cum.
    - “I’m just reminding you that we’re all disgusting. No one in here is better than anyone else. Like, you’ve all caught a hot load, you know?”
    - “Ghandi was cum. Oprah, cum. Oprah could have wound up all over somebody’s tits, but no, we got Oprah. Thank you, cum.”

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    ontd, when did u last catch a hot load?

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    HITS Daily Double is reporting that Demi Lovato and Pentatonix are tied in sales

    They're both expected to open with first week sales between 68-73k

    This is lower than what Selena Gomez was expected to sell (75-80k)

    Selena's final numbers were 86k pure sales (117k with streaming factored in)

    Source: http://hitsdailydouble.com/news&id=298111


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    Every movie should have a twist - something unexpected that changes the story for the better (or worse). The twist is a popular plot device in the horror and thriller genres. Some are better than others, though. This is a list of twists that range from good to bizarre to just plain horrible.



    Orphan
    2009
    Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra

    "There's something wrong with Esther."

    Plot: A grieving couple decides to adopt a nine-year old girl after a tragic loss. The new addition to the family isn't so innocent, though. 

    This thriller from 2009 was welcomed with mixed reviews. Some initially panned it as yet another "bad seed" movie. Orphan was much more than that, though.

    This horror mystery's saving grace was ultimately the performance of the antagonist. It was generally agreed that Isabelle Fuhrman played Esther amazingly, and it is rare to see a young actor portray such a complex character so well.

    Esther was not a ten-year old child. In fact, she had a hormonal disorder (hypopituitarism) that stunted her physical growth. So Esther was actually 33-years old, posing as a kid.

     

    April Fool's Day
    1986
    Directed by Fred Walton

    "Don't let the joke be on you!"

    Plot: When a young woman invites her friends to her family's island mansion, an unseen killer begins to pick them off one by one.

    Fred Walton's debut movie When a Stranger Calls was un-fulfilling: a good opening with a decent finale, but the middle portion was agonizing and tedious. His next film, April Fool's Day, was a solid improvement. The twist still annoyed a number of viewers.

    There was no killer, and no one died. Everything was staged, and it was all part of Muffy's test run for turning her family's mansion into a weekend horror resort.


    Unhinged
    1982
    Directed by Don Gronquist

    "The nightmare begins when you wake up."

    Plot: En route to a concert, three students crash their car in the isolated woods. They wake up in a secluded mansion, being taken care of by a stranger, Marion, and her overbearing mother. The longer they stay, the more the girls learn about their caretakers' dark secrets.

    Unhinged would almost be forgettable if not for the ending, which almost seems like the inspiration for another slasher that came out the following year. Otherwise, this movie is a bit of a chore as the acting is amateur and the kills are few and far between.

    The lone survivor suspected that Marion's disturbed brother was the one that killed her two friends. In the end, it was revealed that Marion was a man dressing as a woman. He did this because his mother truly hated men. Marion continued to hack the last girl to pieces before resuming his role as the dutiful daughter. The mother always accused Marion of having male suitors around because she randomly heard a male voice. That voice belonged to Marion.

    Rosewood Lane
    2011
    Directed by Victor Salva

    "Evil dwells in the most unlikely places."

    Plot: When a radio psychiatrist moves back to her hometown after her father passes away, she is tormented by the neighborhood paperboy.

    This psycho thriller was not too well received, and not just because of the director's seedy past. There are plot holes, and one too many instances where a character's lack of logic is too much to tolerate.

    The paperboy was from a set of a triplets. They were presumably split up when they were younger, with each one being adopted into a different family. The three secretly reunited, and they were each other's decoy when necessary. This was how the paperboy was in two places at once, or why he always had an alibi for his crimes.

    Joshua
    2007
    Directed by George Ratliff

    "Not all children are innocent."

    Plot: Nine-year old Joshua's behavior turns sinister after his parents bring home another child.

    This dramatic thriller about the downward spiral of a family is a prime example of how to do a "bad kid" movie without resorting to Damian-isms or the occult. Jacob Kogan is especially great as the titular character. A lot of people missed out on this underrated film - now that's the real crime here.

    Joshua frames his father and he is arrested. In the end, the young boy sings a song to his uncle Ned. The song basically reveals that Joshua wanted everyone else gone so he could be with Ned. There is a theory that there may have been something going on between the uncle and his nephew, possibly grooming or sexual abuse.

    Hide and Seek
    2005
    Directed by John Polson

    "Come out come out whatever you are."

    Plot: A therapist, David, tries to cope after his wife commits suicide. He and his daughter move to a new town, but the young girl worries her father when she conjures an imaginary friend named Charlie.

    People are divided about this film. Some enjoy the acting while others berate it for the abundance of red herrings and a letdown ending.

    Charlie was David, who suffers from a split personality. Dakota Fanning's character went to live with a family friend at the end. In her own drawing, the child is depicted as having two heads. This hints at the girl maybe having the same disorder as her father.

     

    Spiral
    2007
    Directed by Adam Green, Joel David Moore

    "You can't paint over your past..."

    Plot: Mason is a lonely introvert and painter, and his only friend is his boss Berkeley. He eventually becomes enamored with Amber, a girl that works in the same building.

    Spiral, like Love Object, can be considered a male version of cult favorite May. You have an awkward main character that most will find equally exhausting and intriguing. Sometimes Joel David Moore's performance is a bit self-indulgent, but Amber Tamblyn breaks it up as the whimsical love interest.

    Mason devotes a single sketchbook to one girl that he's obsessed with. He has done this several times. His latest object of affection, Amber, discovers these sketchbooks and tries to cool things down with Mason because she is freaked out. When Amber confronts him, Mason attacks her. Berkeley finally tells him that the other women never existed, and this Amber was probably not real either as they never met. Mason confesses that he hurt Amber, even showing his bloody hands. Berkely convinces his friend that it's just paint, and that nothing happened. Mason goes to clean up while Berkeley has a chat with another boss in the office. He tells Berkeley that one of his employees, Amber, never showed up to work that morning. Berkeley rushes to find Mason, who is long gone. 

    All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
    2006
    Directed by Jonathan Levine

    "She's to die for."

    Plot: The popular kids invite classmate Mandy, who blossomed over the summer, to spend the weekend at a ranch. The partying stops once the guests start to disappear.

    This indie slasher was lost in limbo for some time as the failure of Grindhouse influenced the Weinstein Company's decision to sell the movie. When the new owners went out of business, Mandy Lane was left shelved. The Weinsteins re-acquired the rights, and the film was ultimately released in the U.S. in 2013. Was the wait worth it?

    Shot on a tiny budget, Mandy Lane has the looks of a vintage grindhouse picture. In spite of how fresh it came off as, the bogus ending left a sour taste in a lot of mouths.

    The killer was Mandy's best friend Emmet, who she had seemingly abandoned once she became more popular. The two had concocted this murder-suicide plan together. However, Mandy does not intend on killing herself. She gets rid of Emmet and then drives away with the only other survivor, who does not realize Mandy's part in the massacre.

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    Boogeyman 3
    2008
    Directed by Gary Jones

    "She left for college and terror followed."

    Plot: The Boogeyman returns and starts to kill the residents of a dorm.

    Like most everyone else, you probably did not realize that there are even two sequels for the forgettable 2005 movie Boogeyman. And surely you will forget their existence after reading this. One will have to give it to the writers of these follow up movies for trying to think a little outside of the box, even if if their efforts are all for naught.

    The heroine of Boogeyman 3, Sarah, is friends with the daughter of the doctor that died in the second movie. Her sudden death sets off the chain of events at the college, leading Sarah to believe that the Boogeyman is real. Be aware that in Boogeyman 2, there was no supernatural entity - it was just a disturbed former patient dressed as the creature. The Boogeyman's strength is based on how much people believe in him. Sarah makes the decision to claim that she killed everyone, and that there was no Boogeyman. This weakens the real monster... for the time being.

    Babysitter Wanted
    2008
    Directed by Jonas Barnes, Michael Manasseri

    "No experience necessary."

    Plot: A young woman babysitting at a rural farm is terrorized throughout the night.

    A lot of people will accuse this of being a rip-off of When a Stranger Calls, but think again.

    Anyone else find it odd that the guy played Wyatt in the television adaptation of Weird Science co-directed this?

    The child is possessed by a demon, and the parents feed him babysitters.

     

    Cry_Wolf
    2005
    Directed by Jeff Wadlow

    "Nobody believes a liar...even when they're telling the truth."

    Plot: Someone called "Wolf" is committing murders at a posh boarding school.

    This not-so-typical slasher is at times suspenseful and full of layers, but that ending may make the eyes roll out of your head. Cry_Wolf seems to think it is smarter than it really is.

    The two lead characters, Owen and Dodger, get their friends in trouble, causing them to stay on campus all weekend until their punishment is determined. Their friends decided to prank new kid Owen, which included faking their murders. Owen ended up shooting one of the teachers (played by Jon Bon Jovi) because he thought he was Wolf. After being arrested, Owen realizes that everything was all part of Dodger's plan to get revenge on Bon Jovi's character, who had spurned her advances earlier. 

    Frayed
    2007
    Directed by Norbert Caoili, Rob Portmann

    "You can't escape your darkest fear."

    Plot: A homicidal man named Kurt escapes from a psychiatric hospital, and he hunts down his family.

    This movie is a Halloween clone, and it looks like some dated slasher from the mid-nineties. Yet that ending is completely unexpected, and it almost makes it worth sitting through. Almost.

     During his escape from the hospital, Kurt killed a security guard and stole his uniform. He pretended to be the guard, Gary, and he went undetected throughout the movie. He tried to kill his sister Sara, her mom, and her friends. In the end, Kurt's father Sheriff Pat Baker, shot Kurt in Sara's room. This segued into the truth: after escaping the hospital, Kurt was almost immediately shot to death by Sheriff Baker. Kurt had come to realize that as a child, he was abused by his dad (who wore clown-ish makeup while committing the act). Baker then killed his wife and blamed it on his son to ensure that word of the abuse never became public. The girl "Sara" and her friends and family that Kurt stalked (as "Gary") were not his real sister, etc. They were just the people he saw in a photo every day inside of his hospital room, and he imagined they were Sara and so on. Kurt concocted this whole fantasy to cope with his past. The only things that actually happened were Kurt's escape and his father killing him on the side the road. The other stuff that followed was just part of Kurt's imagination. The movie ends with the sheriff coming home to his new wife and the real Sara as well as his new son. It is hinted that the man was abusing this boy, too. 

    High Tension
    2003
    Directed by Alexandre Aja

    "Here are the monster's little toys. Once they were little girls and boys."

    Plot: Alexa and Marie are staying at Alexa's family's house when a killer breaks in. The two women flee, but the madman follows them.

    This movie, part of the new wave of extremism in French cinema, has collected a lot of fans. Many of which agree that the ending is just a stain on an otherwise good gore-no. Agree or disagree?

    Marie was the killer all along. There was no man, and it was Marie that murdered everyone.

     

    I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
    2006
    Directed by Sylvain White

    "What he knows, might kill you..."

    Plot: A year after some teens in a small Colorado town covered up an accidental death on July 4th, a mysterious person wearing a slicker and brandishing a hook appears.
     
    Yes, there is a third movie in this series. Why? Who knows. It fails on most levels, and the twist just lacks creativity.

    The Fishmerman here is a zombified Ben Willis, the guy from the first two movies. He was unintentionally summoned when the teens used his legend as part of their July 4th prank. 

    The Mist
    2007
    Directed by Frank Darabont

    "Fear changes everything."

    Plot: When a freak weather anomaly unleashes an army of supernatural creatures, a town's citizens take shelter inside of a supermarket.

    The Mist can be considered a classic horror story set in a post-modern vehicle. It is a dark tale that will leave you sad.

     Some survivors get away from the supermarket, but they assume there is no hope left and the creatures will finish them off anyway. Thomas Jane's character mercy kills everyone, including his own son. Immediately after, the army shows up and there are no more monsters.

     

    Shutter
    2004
    Directed by Banjong Pisanthanakun, Parkpoom Wongpoom

    "The most terrifying images are the ones that are real."

    Plot: A photographer and his girlfriend are haunted by a ghost.

    This Thai supernatural movie is one of the most original in all of Asian horror. It received an English remake, but it was so bad that it need not be discussed. What takes the original Shutter to another level is the shocking development in the finale.

    It was mentioned earlier in the story that the photographer, Tun, had gained a lot of weight. It is later explained that the weight is from the ghost, which was resting on Tun's shoulders. The spirit was of a woman that was raped by Tun's friends, and he took pictures of the ordeal. The ghost caused Tun to fall out of a window. In a mirror's reflection shown at the end, the ghost was still on Tun's shoulders.

     

    The Harvest
    2013
    Directed by John McNaughton

    "First the Fall, then the Harvest."

    Plot: A girl moves in with her grandparents after her parents die. She befriends a young neighbor, who is ill and restricted to his bed. The boy's overprotective mother does not like this new friendship, causing the girl to find out what is really happening at her neighbors' house.

    This quiet thriller has the workings of a drama, but the reveal near the end may catch you off guard.
    The boy, Andy, is not the parents' real son. Their actual son is very ill, and he was being kept in the basement. The parents wanted to harvest Andy's organs for their son. The couple kidnapped Andy at a very young age, and he believed he was their son till finding the boy in the basement.

    The Tall Man
    2012
    Directed by Pascal Laugier

    "Fear takes a new shape."

    Plot: A town believes that a being called the Tall Man is abducting the area's children.

    This movie angered a lot of people as the movie was advertised as being a horror film. For those who wanted a cinematic homage to Slenderman were especially disappointed.

    There is no Tall Man or any kind of supernatural going ons in this movie. The one stealing kids was Jessica Biel's character, who did it thinking she could give these kids better lives.

     

    Would You Rather
    2012
    Directed by David Guy Levy

    "Tell yourself it's just a game."

    Plot: A group of strangers agree to be part of a dangerous game of "Would You Rather," hosted at a sadistic aristocrat's home.

    This is a very bleak movie with bitter outcomes. Everything that happens at least prepares you for that upsetting ending.

    Brittany Snow's character entered the game to get money for her very sick brother. She shoots Enver Gjokaj's character, her sort of ally in this whole thing, dead and wins the prize. When she comes home, she sees that her brother has killed himself.

    Carnival of Souls
    1962
    Directed by Herk Harvey

    "A weird tale of the unnatural."

    Plot: After surviving a car accident, a woman named Mary becomes drawn to a mysterious carnival.

    This classic features the mother of all horror twists, which has been copied again and again with varying levels of success.

    Mary died in the car accident along with her passengers. At the end, the car is finally located with the bodies still inside.





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    I left out some of the most notable twists that a lot of us know (i.e., The Others, The Descent, The Sixth Sense, etc.) and purposely left out others because they are just too good to have spoiled (i.e., The Orphanage, The Skeleton Key, etc.). What other movie twists do you love or hate? Creepy post, too. Remember to use tags when posting spoilers! The code is below.


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    *Die Hard 6 will take place in 1979.

    *The film is a 'origin story' delving into McClane's time as a police officer with the NYPD.

    *Bruce Willis is back as McClane.

    *A different actor will play John McClane ~the younger version.

    *Len Wiseman is likely to direct Die Hard 6.


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    - I am HERE for Jackie's happiness. She looked amazing in that white pantsuit at the end, with her new power hair-do. I like how the new hair is a call-back (I'm guessing?!) to Alicia getting bangs after getting together with Will.
    - Baranski and Margulies play off of each other well, but I'm getting tired of this "Diane reacts prematurely to information about Alicia. Diane confronts Alicia dramatically without really knowing all the facts. Diane eventually apologizes because she can't help how rash the writers have made her." Ugh, NO.
    - It's so hypocritical how this show has only ever acknowledged Nora as a character during that Ferguson-inspired episode. The actress can clearly deliver. Give her some material!

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    ONTD, have you ever changed your hair after getting your groove back?

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    The Power Rangers did it, so now a few fans plan to make a Spawn movie to rectify 1997's mess (i mean... a real Spawn movie, not Benedict Cumberbatch's autobiography) and they have released a teaser which looks amazeballs. If they can keep this quality i'm in!



    Damn, that was actually kinda scary.
    ONTD, what movies do you think could be great if they were fan-made?


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    - antman has second biggest opening after ultron for disney/marvel coming in at $43.2 million, which bumps up it's gross to $454.8 million globally.
    - crimson peak is predicted that it won't even make it's budget back, even ith china
    - pan might have a good opening in china, and could stop it from totally hemorrhaging money

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    at some point i'll make a comprehensive post about china and the u. s. box office/cinematic future. but u should thank china for transformers being continued and same with need for speed and pacific rim (maybe)!

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    Like "Sapokanikan", it was directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.


    LQ video (taken by an audience member) at the source.

    Meanwhile she stays slaying:



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    thoughts on this flawless piece of work and upcoming album of the decade ONTD?

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    I encourage you to click the link in the embedded tweet if you wish to feel forever unclean

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    Making a donation to Planned Parenthood in their name. They give out free condoms. Use them.

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  • 10/19/15--05:50: The Epilogue of Speidi


  • Six years ago, this super desperate, yet ~famous~ couple was blowing up ONTD with their devastatingly tragic antics. Everyone loved to hate them. What do they have to say for themselves?

    TL;DR:
    - Still insist that LC's sextape with Jason existed.
    - Heidi keeps ordering margaritas throughout the entire interview.
    - MTV (?) paid Heidi's mom and sister $20k to be Team LC back in the day.
    - Kris Jenner asked Spencer to be Kim's manager, but he laughed her off. Kim used to organize Heidi's closet.
    - Ruined Heidi's singing career by whining to Ryan Seacrest to stop playing "Body Language" because they didn't like it, despite the public's approval (lol).
    - Regret most of their decisions.
    - They now Snapchat their lives away as they fall deeper into obscurity.



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    I'm surprised they're still together.

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    We couldn’t afford Liam Hemsworth to be the face of the Race That Slows Down The Nation. So here’s our solution…

    Posted by Hamish & Andy on Sunday, October 18, 2015


    From Hamish and Andy's Facebook page

    The entire interview is very funny and can be found on their most recent podcast around the 19 minute mark.

    TYFYT.

    Aussie ONTDers, what's your favourite Hamish and Andy bit? I have their compilation CD '50 Glorious Years' and I listen to it all the time.

    Hamish can get it any time tbh.


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    Celine went with her twins Nelson (on the right) and Eddy (on the left) to Disneyland in Anaheim, CA on October 14th along with her sister Linda. The twins celebrate their 5th birthday on October 23rd.





    How was she wearing pants that day, it was like 90 out


    They went again on the 15th and were apparently there still 2 days ago




    Celine has added 23 new dates to her show!


    And I guess Rob Lowe went to the show last week for a date night with his wife


    Some of them don't even look at her when they're taking the selfies.




    what's your favorite Disney ride ONTD?

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    If you want to skip to the message, it starts around 13:16, but it's always worth watching the whole thing b/c John Oliver is the best.

    GO VOTE!!! I won't tell you who to vote for b/c I don't want to get fined $5000 canadian dollars (how much is that anyway? $2000?)

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    Last time we blinded about her, she’d had an affair on set with a married actor with a skeevy character vibe. His marriage is still intact. Another marriage, however, has ended. And she was, again, involved. Once again it started as a working situation. Of the two of them, she’s definitely more well-known. But even if you don’t know him by name, he books steady jobs, and his face should be familiar to you. He too is good at playing assholes.

    When they met, she had a boyfriend and he was about to celebrate a milestone with his wife. Stage life and real life soon blurred, they were hooking up in and out of character, and she was texting him explicitly. They couldn’t let it go after wrapping up production. Which is why he’s not married anymore. He left his wife for her. According to their inner circle, they were so into each other that she followed him while he was on anniversary holiday in Europe with his wife. He would make up excuses during that trip to slip away and spend time with her. Eventually her boyfriend busted her and they broke up. He ended up filing for divorce in August and they insist they’re just friends, that nothing shady went down, that no one knows the real story. But those who saw all of it go down say they’re totally together now but are trying to put enough distance between the end of the marriage and their coming out so that people won’t suspect how they started, if that is, they last that long.

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    (sort of follow-up to this post)

    "I am proud our new video#SPBed. Link in bio. It is one of my favorite videos we've ever made. Thanks for all the support! For those of you who don't get it, it's just a song. Don't get your panties in a wad. There's plenty of rock and pop punk songs on the record. #SPalbum5"


    "16 years playing with my 4 best friends. We've been through everything together and we're still here, having fun and playing music. That's what it's all about for us. We're heard it all before, the good and the bad, and we're not gonna stop doing what we love and what we believe in.

    If you've been a fan for a long time, you know that we've never played it safe because that's fucking boring; #SPBedsounds different but we back it and hopefully you will to. Let's blow it up so we can go on a huge tour around the world and play everywhere for you guys. Having said all that, we still LOVE playing fast, in-your-face pop-punk songs as well as emotional ballads so get ready for some of that classic SP sound...it's coming.#SPAlbum5"



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    Yeah, it's definitely that we don't get it, it couldn't possibly just be a bad song.

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